Bellkipeg: The Full Story

Tuesday, 30 September 2025

D*ck Pics & Decapitations

“Payne, you’ll probably burn out within a few months.” She told me that first week. And I can feel it now; the sweat beading on my forehead, the acrid bile in my throat, the gun heavy in my hand. Time stands still and Phoebe just stares at me, emotionless, the burdensome barrel pointed at her; the office behind me poised like the crowd behind the guillotine blade. “It’s what you do with it next that counts…


Three months ago: I’m standing at the front of the conference room staring at a screen, watching a grainy black and white film of a man sharpening a razor blade on a moonlit night. Looking around the room I see impressionable faces of the lost generation; the last-ditch attempt at a job that no one really wants -the last chance saloon. On the screen the man holds a woman’s head and the camera focuses on her eye; a brief cut and the razor blade slit’s the woman’s eye in one swift motion; unflinching -the camera and the woman. The film stops and Trainer Bob looks to me:

“So, fact or fake?” The impossibly tall podgy man asks, matter-of-factly. The rest of the trainee’s look as if they’ve been blanched by the horrific sight. I know better of course.

“Fake.” 

“You sound sure of yourself, Payne.” Bob didn’t need to see the obligatory name badges we were all forced to wear. (Some of the more infantile lambs had taken great pains to personalise them, drawing flowers and smiley faces on them) Bob was one of the few people who walked the walk; he wasn’t a trainer by title only. Too many charlatans had learnt their trade by book alone, he ate and slept it. He exuded confidence and cockiness and it was impossible not to like him.

“I’ve seen the film already.” I could hear the scoff’s but Bob’s wry smile confirmed I was right. “Un Chien Andalou; the surrealist masterpiece by Dali and Bunuel.”

“I can see we’re going to get on…” Bob nodded for me to sit back down again; I had passed the test and it was time for some other poor slob to walk the tightrope. In many ways I got off lightly; I recognised the film and it was an easy spot.. The rest weren’t so easy to distinguish from the real thing. 

A ‘Process Content Auditor’ sounds like an interesting job but it’s not -as I soon learnt- but when your job prospects shrink overnight and there’s no chance of a reprieve you’ll take whatever you can get… Ever heard of GeoZone inc? 

Nope – they were a brief flash-in-the-pan dot.com bust and were swallowed by Google. I believed in them and sank too much money, time and effort and it all blew back in my face; hence the Process Content Auditor job for Opaque Services. We only had one client in those days, ProCoginator Social Media Enterprises -ProCog for short. 

In the initial interview they were impressed with my staying power -I kept with GeoZone until their last day (not that I had any choice) and also my warped sense of humor; the fact that I loved horror movies was an added bonus for them too. I soon learnt that loving horror movies meant nothing when faced with the real thing.

Scott-1 stood up next to the screen and we all watched the scene unfold; bleached shaky-cam footage of another woman prostrate on the floor, blood already pooling around her. The footage was obviously from a micro-cam, somehow affixed to the assailant’s helmet because we were stabbing her. Each blow lovingly placed on her already mangled body; each swipe of the bloodied knife a caress; he’s enjoying this -the pathetic whimpers from the woman spurring on his ecstatic moans and the camera shuddered in time. The training room went deathly silent; no one dared to even breathe. I started to wonder why he hadn’t touched the woman’s face yet; and then I saw his knife start edging to her eyes as the blade got closer… 

I lost it then and had to excuse myself. I tried to be as cool and calm about it as I could but it was obvious that I’d failed this particular round; I’m the only one to have buckled under the pressure. But by leaving I’ve acted as a release valve for the rest of them and they can now laugh and feel better for their own discomfort. I no longer cared; I needed to get to the men’s room before I lost it completely. I barely got there in time. For three minutes I vomited it out never aware that I was actually being watched; I forgot to shut the door behind me.

“You have to be a new fish.” She slyly addressed me and I blanched even more. I cleaned myself off the best I could and got up to face her.

“What makes you say that?” I ask, trying to regain my composure. Her face is too hard edged to be beautiful and her eyes tell me that she’s seen everything too many times to care; but there’s a wrinkle of compassion in her forehead.

“Well… two things really.” She replied, as if she’s talking to a wayward child. “You’re vomiting like you’ve just had your first prom… and you’re in the ladies.” I blushed and apologised, my hard-nosed rookie impression shot down in smoke.

“I couldn’t handle seeing the woman being stabbed…. I’ve… never seen anything like that before. Was it real?” I asked.

“Does it matter?” She countered. “My name’s Phoebe, by the way.”

“Not really, I suppose. I failed the test.”

“You failed part of the test, Payne.”  She saw my name badge and knew enough to not make the situation any worse. “We all balk the first time we see images like that -though not in as spectacular fashion as you, admittedly- but it’s how you bounce back that defines you.” This was sound advice and I nodded and thanked her before walking back to the training room. As I left she said, “You’ll probably find you’ve picked up a new nickname. Don’t be surprised if you start getting called ‘Pained’ from now on in.”

“What’s yours then?” I countered.

“Phoenix.”


I walked back to the training room, my head held high. I knew that I was going to get schtick from everyone and there were sniggers, for sure; but most looked sheepishly at me, almost relieved that I had broken before they had.

“Ah, Pained!” Bob quipped, smiling at me. I could see concern mixed with something else that I couldn’t fathom in his gaze. “Welcome back! Have you had enough or are you here for the duration?”

“It’s not how one falls that’s the defining characteristic…” I had rehearsed this all the way from the toilets and it almost worked. “Its how one bounces back that defines you.”

“Splendid! Say hi to Phoebe the Phoenix next time you see her; she’ll be your mentor moving forward!”


First day on the job; seven in the AM, barely made it in time; but there I am waiting at the bottom of a busy but narrow staircase; and it’s obvious that the night shift has just finished. 

“Better push your way through, Pained, otherwise we ain’t gonna get nowhere…” It’s Phoebe, I feel better already just knowing there’s a friendly face and I do as she suggests; just push myself through the masses and no one seems to bat an eyelid. We get to the top and she shows me into what’s called a ‘break room’.

“This is where the breakdowns happen…” She explains. “But as you’ve already had one, Pained, there’s no problem. I just got to run through some quick rules for you.”

“Please don’t call me that.”

“Pained? Why not? That’s how you’re going to be known for the time being; most of us have got one.” I frown at this and she puts her hand on my arm as she sits me down. “Look… I like you, but there’s no favouritism here.”

“What do you mean, you like me?”

“Bob told me about Un Chien Andalou..  We gonna get along fine.”

“I never said I liked that film, just that I’ve seen it.

“Don’t spoil things so damn fast.” She remonstrated and started telling me the lay of the land. “We clock in at 7am every morning; two 15min breaks and half an hour for lunch. It’s best to bring something in with you as there’s no real kitchen and you’ll need to allow yourself time to queue for the toilets. You’re also allowed up to nine minutes for ‘wellness breaks’, chosen at your discretion... and, yes you will be monitored! Not by me, necessarily, but there’s always someone wanting to trip up the newbies -so don’t give them the opportunity. There’s also an additional 15 minutes to be used as a ‘prayer-break’ for those religiously inclined. Take them, even if you spit on religion -you’re going to need all the breaks you can get!” I shook my head as this was nothing I expected from the interview. Phoebe smiled and nodded sagely. “You ain’t heard nuttin’ yet. Lockers.. well, there are very few and if you don’t need one then brilliant… but if you do best get in there quick; either start earlier than everyone else or accidentally leave stuff in there overnight… 

“You’re not allowed to have any mobile technology on when you’re in the office and definitely no social media open on your desktop -although everyone uses ‘Messaged’ as a shortcut to shouting across the desks.

“No writing utensils are allowed either…” She continued and I could barely draw breath. “Just in case someone writes down a customer’s information, etc… oh yes.. they are that paranoid.” She replied to my unspoken question. “But deservedly so; someone was stupid enough in another company to write down customers details so they could blackmail them with ‘naughty posts’. They were tracked down and dealt with accordingly.”

“But how can I make notes about stuff?” I asked. “I’ve got a terrible memory.”

“You can say a shit memory, if you like -no one stands on ceremony here.” I liked Phoebe immensely.

“Ok.. I have a shit memory.”

“Use the computer’s Sticky Note facility. No one cares about that.” 

“What? Isn’t that double standards?”

“Yup -through and through… but name me a place that doesn’t have them. Know the rules and shortcuts now, it’ll be easier on you, Pained.”

“Don’t call me that.”

“Get used to it…. Oh yeah – no boxes or bags allowed either. Clear plastic bags only so people can see what you’re carrying…”

“Paranoid much?” I quipped.

“We’re all paranoid here.. and its whether you’re paranoid enough. Stay long enough here and you’ll start to believe the conspiracy theories. You scoff at it now but the flat earthers sit in the far corner, the lizards in another… Personally I believe that the CIA have been running mind control operations for years and the AID’s epidemic was deliberately released in Africa to destroy the black population there. Nothing like a bit of Eugenics to get the juices flowing.” I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry; whether she was being serious or having a laugh at my expense. “Oh… before I forget; in the event of an evacuation keep an eye on Kevin -I’ll point him out to you on the ‘grand tour’ he knows where all the escape points are. Don’t show any weakness though otherwise you might end up on his hit list when the shit goes down; he keeps a gun taped under his desk… but then we all do.”


We sat at her desk and she showed me the system I was going to use: OPA -I couldn’t even be bothered to find out what it stood for, and Phoebe grinned as the screen hummed to life.

“What do you think of my screensaver?” She asked. I couldn’t make it out; it was an abstract mass of pixels, pale pinks and vivid reds; if I squinted it was like a cross-between one of the Magic Eye pictures that had been popular some time back and a Francis Bacon canvas… “What the hell is it?” I asked.

“Stand back a bit and squint again.” I did as she said.

“Fucking hell…It’s a…!”

“Yup – it’s a cunt.” She said matter-of-factly. “Not mine… but we all have one. There’s a great website which we’ve unofficially chosen as our all-time favourite: www.mybeautiful  cunt.com.”

“Shouldn’t the profanity filters stop you from seeing that?” I couldn’t believe this; it was bordering on surreal.

“Top marks for Pained!” I’d given up trying to correct her now and she carried on regardless. “Yes, you’d think so -and you’d also think that we’d block this site from appearing on the Opaque feed… BUT it’s seen as being exceptionally positive and uplifting, would you believe? So, join the gang and get yourself a full-screen pussy like the rest of us!”

I just couldn’t get to grips with what Phoebe was telling me; I’d never heard such madness.

“Best to shut your mouth a bit, it’s hanging open a bit too wide -people might think you’re developing a fixation on my cunt; and we wouldn’t want that… just yet.” I looked at her with wild eyes. “You’re going to have to chill more, John. You smoke dope or get high?” I shook my head. “Drink? You’re going to have to find your own outlet then otherwise you will burn out. You have a girlfriend or man-toy?” I wanted to close my ears to this but it was too late now, I had to make the best of this otherwise I’d be back on the streets with no job prospects. Six months will be enough to give me a track record then I’d be able to go job hunting again. “Six weeks on the job and normal sex didn’t do it for me.” Phoebe continued. “I could only be brought off anally... It took hubby a while to get used to the idea, but he kinda likes it now.” I didn’t know where to look - I couldn’t face her but nor could I stare in front of me either; her obscene pixelated pussy just throbbed at me. “Geez; I didn’t know you’d be so square. If I were you I’d avoid the rear staircase between 11 and 12.30 then…. Let’s carry on with the training…” I didn’t dare ask what she meant. It was only 2 in the afternoon on my first day and I’d already had enough.. how was I going to make this work for six months?


For the next two hours I was bombarded with obscene picture after obscene picture; after a while none of it seemed to mean anything. Phoebe just sat me down at a computer and told me that the exercise was to select whether the photo was real or fake. Head’s split open, periodal crotch shots; child abuse, animal fellation and after the first three dozen the photo’s themselves ceased to have any meaning and I no longer saw them for what they represented… they became beautiful, surreal masterpieces and it was like I was witness to a gaudy, macabre Bauhaus art gallery…. But after a hundred I was starting to see the artifice behind them; those which were just special effects and those which were actually real. Part of me marveled at the ingenuity of the fakes whilst the rest of me wept for humanity. At the end of the two hours Phoebe came over to me. 

“How did I do?” I asked naively.

“How should I know?” I just looked at her and it dawned on me what was really going on.

“This was nothing about being able to spot a real pic from a fake, was it?” I parried.

“Well, yes… it was partly...”

“But mainly to get used to the type of content I’ll be seeing on an hourly basis?” I thrust further.

“Hourly? More like minute by minute!” Phoebe riposted. “I hate to say it, but there are some that view you as a bit of a flight risk, Pained… and it pains me to say it I’ve stuck my neck out for you. We need to get you desensitised as quickly as possible… if only for the fact that when you’re let loose on the live world, you’ll be the target of everyone’s fun & games here.”

“How do you mean?”

“There’s various games that go on here -some harmless and others... less so. People message the worst pics they find to ‘easy marks’ to provoke a reaction. You’re being strictly monitored and every gesture and outburst by you will go against your probation. The one that scores the most points against you will win.” I just stared at her.

“That’s monstrous!”

“Look, we’re just 12 people moderating 120 million users; the company is trying to resolve human nature and we’re policing the un-policable!  You’ll soon feel as if the world is perpetually teetering on the blink of chaos and the only way to combat that is with gallows humour… it won’t be long before you start joining in on our daily bingo games! None of it is personal, we’re just trying to survive.”


The last thing I did on that first day was to sign a waiver; a non-disclosure agreement: whatever happened to me during my time at work I was not to tell anyone… ANYONE of the emotional toll from working for Opaque. “You’ve probably seen in your contract that you’ll be offered any ‘outreach counselling’ services you need, and it won’t count against you.” Phoebe warned. “Don’t believe it. It’ll all go down against you, one way or another…” 


That night I couldn’t sleep; I couldn’t shut my mind off from the sights I’d been partial to. It was like a stroboscope of images; beatings, rapes, open wounds, pet mutilation and among it all was the enlarged open lips of Phoebe’s screensaver. My partner, Michelle, had been aware of my discomfort throughout the night, but I just couldn’t talk about it with her; how could she understand? We lay in bed together and I just needed a release.

I turned over in bed and spooned her naked body, enjoying her warmth; she didn’t stir -she was a heavy sleeper at the best of times. I felt myself grow hard against her and all I could think of was the phoenix’ engorged pussy; opening up like a wound ready to swallow me whole; I spat on my hand and wet my penis, covering it in saliva so it was slippery enough. I didn’t even think of waking her; all I wanted was to be inside, to invade her the same way I had been… I thought about what Phoebe had said, and thrust myself into Michelle’s body. 


“What happened with the eye, Pained much?” Phoebe asked the  next day. I didn’t even care about the name anymore; I was pained. I crossed the line last night.

“I broke up with my girlfriend…” I mumbled; Michelle had been inconsolable. Her scream and the elbow to the head were instant and shocked me out of my stupor. Nothing I said afterwards made any difference… it had always been the unwritten rule and the one boundary Michelle had made me promise not to cross. I could tie her up and even spank her (which was never my thing) but under no circumstance would she ever indulge in anal. What I had done last night was tant-amount to rape and there was no way back. 

“Oh. I’m sorry.” Phoebe didn’t push it any further; I suppose it had been inevitable and in a way I’m glad it happened.


I had difficulty the rest of that week; I couldn’t switch off at night and consequently stayed wide awake, endlessly watching the adult channels, an eternal plastic display of desire and empty nothings. I found it hard to concentrate at work and Phoebe took me to one side.

“Get used to the coffee machine; it’ll be your best friend.”

“Won’t it just keep me awake for longer?” I asked, my eyes and speech slurred.

“I don’t care what you get up to at night… you want to stay employed here? Then stay awake.” She pressed a cup filled with diarrhea coloured liquid into my hands; it smelt just as bad. “You won’t notice it before long… it’ll make your spit taste funny and your piss stink… but pretty soon you won’t be able to survive without it!”

The first taste was the worst… and then the second taste… but by the time I got back to my desk and started to trawl through the filth of the internet I’d forgotten my initial revulsion and by the end of the week I’d become another hopeless, helpless addict. It made it much harder to sleep, as I thought it would, but by that stage I no longer cared. Sleep was for sloths, and for the dead.

It was shocking though just how blasé I was becoming about the images I was now privy to … car accidents; suicide bombings, sexualised violence… and the posts were becoming almost comical to me. There was a weekly award to the person who found the funniest post and on the second week I actually managed to scoop up this prestigious prize. The post read: “B4 & After abortion pix!! £10 lighter!! RIP Baby… but C my sexy body!!”


A few weeks later someone sent out an anonymous email from one of our sibling offices asking people to send us naked pictures of themselves so we could block any future revenge porn attempts. This was an April Fools joke, but we were inundated within the first twenty minutes of it being posted; by the time it had been retracted we’d already picked the babe of the month and the munter of the minute. I’d also found my screensaver image.


Then came the terror attacks out of nowhere; the curse of the modern age -the atrocities caught from every conceivable mobile device and every angle known to man. It was unflinching and took everyone by surprise -a series of explosions around the town; the terrorists had targeted certain offices to plunge us all into confusion. (Our office was probably too insignificant to profit from destroying…) For many of the conspiracy seekers this was seen as proof that they had been right all along; for me this was the realisation of my worst nightmares. There seemed to be no empathy to the clips being posted; no editing just raw footage of charred bodies and malformed corpses; smoke billowing out of the offices. This wasn’t special effects; this wasn’t a movie -these were people like me; walking into an office, ready to do a meaningless job… only to be unceremoniously executed in such a horrific way. 

We were on the front line and were deluged by thousands, tens of thousands of clips each that we had to veto. Even the most hardened of us were staggered by the nature of some of the video’s. People had invaded the offices after the blasts, armed with their mobile phones and were actually filming the people dying, ignoring the pleas for help; immune to the suffering of others -and we were just allowing them to post. There was nothing in our rules to stop them; this was news, true unbiased news. 

I couldn’t cope with what I was watching, and, even though I knew it would be noticed and held against me during my performance review, I left my screen and ran to the toilets. All the stalls for the men’s and women’s blocks were occupied and I could hear intermittent sobbing mingled with animalistic sounds of desperate copulation. I understood what Phoebe had said about sex; there were times when only raw sex could heal the wounds.

The only stalls that were free were the mother & baby changing and the disabled toilet; I chose the former not thinking why Opaque would have such an incongruous facility. It was occupied by an older lady I’d noticed a few times, Maude; she had taken on a motherly role to many of the younger interns there which had earned her the nickname of Mother Maude. I blushed and tried to excuse myself from her presence, but she bade me to come in and shut the door.

“I’m so sorry, I didn’t realise this was occupied. I’ll find somewhere else.” I blushed and made to walk past her but Maude shook her head and motioned for me to sit down on the toilet. Shutting the stall door behind her she walked over to me, undoing the buttons on her blouse. I’d never really paid any attention to Maude in the weeks I’d been there; she managed to keep her head down and just get on with her work with the minimum of fuss. But now facing her, watching transfixed as she manoeuvred her left breast out of her bra, I could see that she was truly beautiful, an Earth mother. She stood there, her ample breast inches from my face, and placed her hand on the back of my head; easing me to suckle on her kindness. “Shh, it’s all going to be ok… It’s all going to be ok.” She whispered to me, rocking me in her arms.


“The sheer volume of work is enough to screw anyone up, John.” Maude comforted me later; she was the only one that ever called me by forename. “The recruitment drive maintains that there’s no such thing as quota’s… but you try bringing that up during your performance review!” She sat on my lap there for another five minutes, putting my mind at rest until it was time for me to go back.

“Can I see you again?” I asked, as we parted.

“Yes, I’m here every day about this time; it’s a service I offer people.” She replied. I was shocked at this. “I’m surprised that it’s taken off the way it has, actually.”

“I’m sorry… I didn’t mean like that….” I stammered.

“I know… and that’s sweet of you. I’d like that.” She kissed me on the cheek and we walked back to our desks. That night, for the first time, I slept like a baby.


For the next week or so I saw Maude each day at the same time. She never again suckled me and I never asked for it; I’d found someone more important: a friend, and she a kindred spirit. Maude had already been a supervisor but the sheer volume and the ever-changing rules that she was supposed to moderate over made it impossible to keep up. She was also spending more and more time away from her children which worried her.

“Couldn’t you have left them with a child-minder?” I asked.

“Not really – I’ve seen too many videos of baby-sitters raping those in their care or ransacking the properties that I just couldn’t trust anyone with my children anymore. I’m sure Phoebe has told you that it’s not whether your paranoid that’s the issue, it’s whether you’re paranoid enough!”


The next day I spoke to her about something that had been bothering me since the first week. “I don’t understand the double standards here, Maude. How have you managed to juggle these diametrically opposed ideas?”

“Wish with one hand, shit in the other… see which one fills up quicker, I guess.” She wanted me to lighten up; she called me her angry young man.

“Come on, Maude. Posts like ‘Autistic people should be murdered in utero’ aren’t taken down … because it’s not considered a ‘protected characteristic’ but anything that’s labelled black… even if it’s the colour of a pool ball… it’s taken down immediately! It’s crazy!”

“One thing I’ve learnt is this…” Maude explained, “The 90 page document you were given on your first day regarding the standards and principles can be summed up in two lines: dick pics and decapitations are bad; no insides should be seen on the outside.” I smiled, but she continued: “Posts such as ‘Kick all people with red hair’ and ‘burn all fat kids’ would never be flagged as offensive because it’s not deemed a credible threat. It’s just an outpouring of emotion, apparently! But if you were to post: ‘stab all Zionist’s’ or ‘Someone shoot the Queen’ it would immediately be removed! How crazy is that? Stop looking for sense, John. If it still hasn’t sunk in think on this…. Why are animal abuse images never taken down? They’re used for awareness and educational purposes…”

I sighed and nodded; there was no discernible rhyme or reason, Maude was right. As we were about to return to our respective desks I turned to her and said, “I did find a great post this morning: ‘If oxygen was discovered in 1783, how did people breathe before then?’” We laughed all the way back.


And for a couple of weeks the world turned as normal; I found my feet and, with the help of Maude, even managed to sleep a couple of hours a night. I increased my hours as the weeks went on because I found I had difficulty functioning in the other world around me, but that didn’t seem to matter anymore. One by one the people I once saw as friends became less defined and mere cyphers, just another social media avatar; but that didn’t matter to me either.

Then Michelle knocked on the door, totally unannounced. I wasn’t really paying attention and just opened the door without checking to see who it was; there was no way I’d’ve let her in if I knew it was her! I must’ve looked pretty gaunt and withdrawn by that stage because she kept commenting on it.

“What’s with you? No one’s seen you in weeks, and I can understand why! Have you even looked at yourself recently?” She moaned.

“Have you? I mean, why are you here at all? I didn’t call you here.”

“No… your mum did. Your mum – when was the last time you called or even spoke to her?”

“I can’t..” I tried walking away from her but she wouldn’t let me. Wherever I walked she followed after me.

“I shouldn’t have run off like that; I know that now.” Michelle explained, trying to hold back the tears. “I had no idea what you were going through… how could I? But look at you now! Whatever this job is, whatever you think it’s doing for you, it’s not -it’s slowly destroying you!” 

She forced me into the bathroom, cleaned the mildewed mirror and made me look into it. I stared into the eyes of a no-one; gaunt and bloodshot; pale and waning. This wasn’t me; this wasn’t who I wanted to become. How did I let things get this bad? But what choice did I have? I turned to Michelle who was now crying with me, but I couldn’t understand what she was saying. 

“Come back to me, please.” It was just one sobbing sentence, like a mantra, but all I could hear was one of the first things Phoebe said to me: ‘Chances are you’ll burn out within the first three months…” It was her; it was the company that had done this to me… No longer; enough was enough.


I don’t remember leaving Michelle, or how I got out of the flat; I just remember entering the offices of Opaque; it was clear to me what I had to do. Finding the gun was easy; it was exactly where Phoebe said it was and Kevin did nothing to dissuade me from taking it; I thought he’d fight me for it, and I was ready for the conflict. Part of me was actually disappointed that no one tried to stop me, they just looked on; pretending I wasn’t actually there. Phoebe had her back to me, but I could see her reflection in that perfectly formed, obscene vaginal blow-up screensaver of hers. She knew why I was there, could see the gun  at her head. She swiveled round and just looked at me.

“We all burn out within the first three months, Payne.” She said to me quietly, that last time, each word measured. My hand started to quiver, each second the gun felt heavier and heavier, but I had to pull the trigger; I had to end it. It had to end. 

“It’s what you do next that counts….” She whispered. I just stared at her, saw the smile in her eyes, remembering her nickname and I knew what I had to do.

Wednesday, 24 September 2025

Dennis and Maude went camping

 It wasn’t love at first sight that bonded Dennis and Maud together; rather a shared neuroses and a love of complaining about other people. It wasn’t that they were perfect (far from it) but it was far easier to find fault with others than to cast that same critical eye over themselves. Easier? Less painful then… In their eyes, they worked in a den of iniquity, heathens; dirty tramps; and uncool, uncoordinated, bland troglodytes.

They discovered their shared hell by accident during a ‘corporate signposting’ event. “Show me the way to the door!” Maud had whispered out loud, to which Dennis whispered in reply:

“Or to the nearest pub..”

Something clicked; a synaptic gap between them, which was. up until that time insurmountable, suddenly bridged. They looked into each other’s eyes for less than two seconds; but it was enough to know that, yes, there was someone else that shared their penchant for misery.

Maud was deeply religious. To her the Virgin Mary was her ultimate: unsullied, clean; untouched by human hand. Maud would spend her whole life as close to attaining that perfection as possible, living as germ-free as she could. This was her way of reconciling a severe case of PTSD and OCD. 

Dennis had his own form of OCD, though he’d never admit to it… he was fastidious to a fault but on a much more superficial level. He was ‘conscious of cool’… everything he wore, carried had to be 'on-trend' and totally hip. This took a great deal of time, effort and mental strain. No decision was taken by chance; so aware was he of the ramifications. As a child he had been horrified by the ‘butterfly effect’ and worried constantly about how his smallest decision could very easily roller-coaster out of control. So many wasted nights, worrying about ‘what-if’ scenarios; countless hours of procrastination the end result. His attempts at ensuring following the latest micro-trends were his way of controlling his life in a more meaningful (vacuous) way.

The fact that he was also emotionally and mentally insecure meant that they were a ‘perfect’ match…

After the corporate ‘pep talk’ they met several times at lunch, never making eye contact and always at certain designated eating places that were awarded only the highest hygiene ratings, and were impeccably trendy. There was no way Maud would endanger herself thusly; it wasn’t that she had any allergies but she was totally paranoid about the way the food had been prepared. (She always took her own cutlery, for example, and enough anti-bacterial wipes to cope with whatever disaster might arise.) One might wonder why she bothered eating out at all, but Maud insisted that she would not become a prisoner to her own neurosis!

The 'friendship' grew over time and several meals passed; not on mutual attraction but the dawning realisation that they were perhaps the only two sane people left in an insane world. Neither of them had spent much time alone together but it was Dennis that suggested they go away for a long weekend.

Out of the two of them, Dennis was the most promiscuous–his inability to make decisions was unhindered on this level; his prick having the first and final say on the matter. To be fair, his careful attention to every facet of his physical appearance did have a positive effect over the women around him, which he took full advantage of. His fastidiousness was such that he even took great care over how he smelt; and to certain women he was irresistible. Maud found his stench cloying at times but learnt to mask it with the smell of dettol.

Maud was by no means a prude, although she prided herself on her immaculate image. She still had.. needs and longed to be held. Her parents had been heavily religious and believed in the ‘spare the rod’ adage and invented many punishments, making her life hell. One mustn’t think that Maud was an overly naughty child, rather it was her parents that saw sin everywhere; and such sins were considered ‘dirty’.

When her parents died in a car crash she was 24 and felt both liberated and devastated. No longer did she have to suffer this oppressive regime, but, on the other hand, theirs was the only world view she’d ever known. It was then that her OCD started –according to her parents, everything she did was sinful, therefore dirty; so it became a necessity to make amends, constantly living as cleanly as possible –hence the immaculate conception of herself.

With Dennis she saw a way out; she knew his reputation, as she was also a hive of gossip. Just because she loathed the other people around her didn’t mean she couldn’t use them for her own ends. She hoped that he would find her attractive (which he did) and would want to bed her (which he did). For his part, Dennis hoped that she care enough to see beneath his immaculately crafted façade (which she didn’t).

Maud didn’t relish the idea of spending her time in a hotel or B&B; she knew that she wouldn’t be comfortable living under someone else’s cleaning regime –she’d only spend most of the time cleaning it herself. Dennis thought she was joking at this and had initially believed that OCD had stood for obsessed with cleaning disorder. (Dennis wasn’t the brightest match in the box which is one of the reasons why he preferred one-night stands. He had hoped that Maud was on equal terms with his superficiality, but he hadn’t reckoned on the true extent.)

They agreed that they would take the caravan that Maud had bought with her inheritance money. She had never actually used it in the three years since she bought it, but she had cleaned it, without fail, every week –it still had the plastic covers on all the seats. She hadn’t gotten the nerve up to actually drive it anywhere though. It took a lot of insisting on Dennis’s part to finally use it –but she eventually agreed that it was actually the only viable option open to them.

So.. on Saturday 14th they took their caravan on an ill-fated journey –neither of them wanting to travel on the fated day after.. and neither of them had ever driven such a vehicle –Dennis normally drove a mini, so to even contemplate such a behemoth was way out of his comfort zone. Maud wasn’t the most confident driver at the best of times and had visions of crashing, so that was out. To make matters worse, she didn’t relish the idea of Dennis’s grubby hands soiling her virgin steering wheel, but they eventually agreed that Dennis would drive, but only if he wore gloves.

“You’re kidding, right?” he asked.. but, no; she wasn’t. It was touch and go whether the van would actually start, as it had been sitting there, unused for so long. Dennis also found it very difficult driving whilst sitting on the plastic seat-wrap, but on that Maud was immovable (as she was on everything).

They left off quite late in the afternoon but barely travelled more than twenty miles before the van sputtered, shook and then died on them. Years of misuse had stacked up against them; Dennis barely made it into an off-road car park. They were at least four miles away from the nearest town, and were situated on the banks of a river. The car park itself was muddy and quite treacherous, Dennis slipped and fell a couple of times, muddying himself up in the process trying to look at the engine.

“You’re not coming in here like that.” Maud scolded as he attempted to climb back in.

“Jesus!! You’re kidding, right?.” The look from her made it clear that kidding was not in her vocabulary.

“What am I going to do then?”

“That’s up to you. You should have thought of that before you left.”

“I left to check the engine!”

“And what did you accomplish?”

“It’s better than what you did…”

“That remains to be seen..”

“Look I don’t want to argue out here; it looks like it’s going to rain in a minute, and I’m muddy enough. Look –if you pass me a couple of those plastic sacks I can put the muddy clothes in them. Would that be acceptable?”

“Only if you leave your shoes outside.”

“But it’s going to rain!” But Maud had already gone to the front of the campervan to dust. Outside the clouds billowed; the wind blew and it started to rain; Dennis’s shoes were going to get very wet indeed.


That evening, cold and hungry (as Maud hadn’t planned on actually eating inside the campervan because of the smells lingering) they just sat opposite each other. Dennis had taken over half an hour to decide on a new outfit, and outside the rain was falling heavier by the minute.

“Just pick one, Goddammit!” Maud shouted; how long did it take to choose what clothes you wanted to wear…

“You can’t rush these things, my dear.” Dennis replied. This was the first time anyone had called Maud ‘Dear’ and had he been there then he would have realised just how little she appreciated it. It was gradual, just a minute tick in her left eye but from there it would soon spread. It had begun.

Dennis was oblivious to this when he sat opposite her; foremost on his mind was when he was going to make his move. He was sure that he’d been brought on this little charabanc for one reason only (and he was right in that respect) and he was trying to figure out the best time to pounce.

To be honest, he was less sure now sitting opposite her then he was when he first met her. She had a habit of meeting his gaze fixedly, unblinking. Every so often he noticed the flutter in her left eye as it became more pronounced. As it was now he didn’t rate his chances.

‘Why won’t he make a damn move? Maud kept asking herself. ‘Why isn’t he taking the initiative? Why isn’t he trying it on?’ She felt the vein in her eye start to throb and kept blinking to try and stabilise it. More minutes ticked by and she felt her teeth grinding with the frustration. The rain started pounding on the roof now and she drummed her fingers in time on the table.

“Make the damn move, won’t you?!” She shouted. “Why do you think I’m just sitting here?”

Dennis sat bolt upright, all thought of seduction and playing the ancient game out the window. He was now face to face with Maud’s wrath and he had no idea what to do next.


It was raining heavily now, as it had done all that week. They couldn’t have picked a worse place to break down; the water level of the river was getting dangerously high, just like Maud’s blood pressure.

Dennis sat down nervously next to Maud who stiffened up immediately. It didn’t matter how much she thought she wanted it, her body said otherwise. He put his hand tentatively on her leg and she slapped him.

“What the hell?”

“I’m sorry! You took me off guard; I’ve never done this kind of thing before.”

He moved in closer to her only for her to shuffle back. Unperturbed he pushed closer and lent in for a kiss. The slap was much harder now and he inadvertently bit his tongue.

“What the?!”

“I’m sorry! Really…. I do want this, but you just need to be patient with me.”

“Patient?”

“Would it help if we just got undressed and went straight into it?”

“Yeah; right – I need to be a bit more aroused before that, you know?”

“What can I do about that?”

“Seriously??”

“You want me to touch it!” The disgust was palpable, she actually pushed herself back.

“What else you going to do? Suck it?” Maud’s reaction made it obvious that was never going to happen.

“Let’s try it again… just try not to hit me this time.” Maud did her best… Dennis placed his hand on her thigh, leaned in and even managed to kiss her. He noticed her trembling as she put her hand on his shoulder, but when he ventured to slide his tongue inside she screamed, biting down. Then she slapped him.

“Right! That’s it! I can’t do this shit any more. You’re crazy – just crazy!” He pushed himself off the seat and away from her.

“I can’t help it!”

“Right; can’t help it.. well, I’m not going to try again… I’m going for a dump.” He started towards the toilet.

“I don’t think so… you’re not going in here. This is my caravan. You can sleep here, in the front, but you are not.. I repeat, are not going to the toilet in here.”

Dennis knew not to push her; she had already slapped him hard for just touching her, despite her apparently wanting it. He dreaded to think what would happen if he tried to push her on this of all things. He put on his wet weather gear, found a spare roll of toilet paper and went outside.

Maud remained seated; her fingers drumming on the table top. The flickerings in her eye had subsided but she was confused over what she was feeling. She had been so sure that she wanted Dennis but his touch was so repulsive it made her skin crawl just thinking about it. What was happening? There was only one thing to do… clean.

So immersed was she that Maud never realised how much time had passed, she was almost happy having cleaned the toilet and had now moved into the kitchen area. She had taken everything out of the cutlery drawer to polish. She hadn’t even noticed that Dennis hadn’t returned….

..Until the door suddenly slammed open and a very muddy, very dishevelled, drenched and thoroughly pissed off Dennis staggered into the van. The sense of disgust at this sight was overtaken by the sheer absurdity of the situation.

“What the hell happened to you?” She asked, flabbergasted.

“Hell is right… all because of you and your pristine toilet. You wouldn’t believe what I’ve gone through.. The weather’s got so much worse since I was last out there; the rain hasn’t stopped and the ground was like a quagmire. I must’ve slipped and fallen arse over tit at least half a dozen times before I found a place that was safe to take a crap. But what I didn’t count on was the river bursting its banks like that. How I wasn’t swept away for good I don’t know.. but it happened when I was mid-shit as well, just to add insult to injury. I’ve no idea how far I was carried before I managed to grasp onto one of the trees that were overhanging. It’s taken me this long to get back..”

“I hadn’t even realise how long you’ve been gone.”

“That’s charming…”

“Just what do you think you look like?” Despite herself, despite the mess that Dennis had become and despite the floodwaters that were now seeping into the caravan Maud started to laugh, and she laughed hard. So hard that she had to steady herself on the unit where she’d just set out all the cutlery. Consequently she didn’t see Dennis lumber up to her, his muddied shoes squelching on the sodden lino.

Ordinarily Dennis considered himself a calm man, certainly not prone to bouts of temper. His endless procrastination had led him to feel he was the soul of patience and cool. In actuality it made him lightening quick to anger; liable to blow at the wrong set of circumstances… all of which had happened in rapid succession over the last couple of hours.

Maud never saw the slap; just felt it as an explosion of pain across her cheek; felt her head snap back against the kitchen cupboard and then felt nothing else. She fell, twisting violently through the force of the blow, the cutlery clattering around her.

Pushed over the brink Dennis was past the point of no return. He’d had enough; she had humiliated him, dragged him through the shit and no more –she was going to get what was coming to her. Maud was still unconscious from his punch and wasn’t aware of anything until she felt the force of his first thrust. 

She screamed, raked at him with her nails but nothing she did stopped him; just spurred him on. Splaying about on the floor she found one of the knives that had once lived in its own compartmentalised drawer. 

She was in a frenzy, the knife digging deep into this back, his side, at his face when he hollered in pain; kept striking at him when he fell away, trying to push at her, kick her away but now she was the one possessed. She managed to straddle him, pinning his arms and then there was nothing to stop her. 

By now she was covered; the once pristine Maud now debased in blood, mud and shit as the waters around her converged.

Wednesday, 17 September 2025

Lie To Me

The holiday was supposed to save their marriage, and in a way it did. It was their last day and despite the Augustine promise England was still delivering on its cold, damp reality. Tea on the beach at Lulworth Cove, what could be better, but Brenda was already remonstrating Paul at the way he had ensconced himself atop a rocky outcrop, staring out to sea. 

“You’re always sulking.” She said as the wind was getting up, a chill now in the early evening air and the light slowly fading, but Paul seemed unaware to any of this. 

“Am not.” He mumbled back. This holiday had been Brenda’s idea and this time it felt like it could work, but only because they’d agreed on two principles: No arguing and leave the truth at home. The reality was harsh and unrelenting, and this was a last attempt at happiness.

For twenty years they’d managed to weather the storms and stay together whilst all those around them crumbled, became separated and then worse. Like the rock in front of her now, Brenda was resolute that, regardless of the tumultuous seas that threatened, she would stay with Paul.

“How old are you? And you’re still behaving like a child.” She tutted, trying to stay good natured despite wanting to push him off the rock. Instead, she clambered up, careful that the rock was still slippery, and sat by him. Her blue t-shirt and black shorts contrasted his yellow and white. She wasn’t comfortable and even Paul looked as if he was precariously perched, one foot wedged into the side of the rock below him and the other dangling. He seemed ready to leap off at a moment’s notice. She managed to sit in a semi-relaxed manner: one let outstretched on the rock with the other bent, offering her some much-needed support. They sat almost back-to-back, and it was quite comforting. “So, what’s wrong? Why are you in a huff?”

“I’m not in a… huff.” He replied, almost falling into the age-old trap. “I’m just thinking… and please don’t make any kind of remark.” Brenda stopped herself and just rested her head on his shoulder. “I’ve actually enjoyed this holiday…”

She nearly fell of the rock she was so astounded, when everything else had made it clear otherwise. Although he’d rigidly stuck to both conditions they’d set he was like a petulant child. He very rarely laughed or smiled, for that matter, but then that was normal for him.

“I just don’t understand you.” She responded, exasperated beyond herself. Brenda had enjoyed this week, despite everything. It had been a revelation: lying to Paul was like lying to herself and she understood now when people said: ‘fake it until you make it’. However, tomorrow was the last day, and she wasn’t sure whether this ‘cease-fire’ would last in the harsh reality.

“What’s to understand?” He replied. “I wonder if you’ve ever really tried to get to know me. You seem to expect that I have all the answers and can respond in an emotional way at the drop of a hat. I can barely acknowledge my own feelings let alone anyone else’s.”

“What a load of…”

“There you go. This isn’t the first time we’ve had this discussion. Normally its right before we argue. Either I haven’t responded the way you expect me to, or I respond in the wrong way. But either way you’ve never understood how difficult I’ve always found it.” Brenda had to concede this point; it wasn’t the first time Paul had broached this point, and it was then that she’d say he was just being difficult. But what if he was being honest and she hadn’t listened?

“Is that true?” She asked.

“I know we’ve said that we were going to lie to each other this week… but somehow, it’s because of that I’m able to be honest with you. Perhaps for the first time.” Even though he looked out to sea she could hear every word, and they were like barbed darts, hitting home 

every time. She looked out and noticed that even the sea was listening, coming in for a closer look.

“Does that mean you’ve lied to me in the past?” Brenda wasn’t sure whether she really wanted the answer. Things were slowly spiralling back to the reality she’d tried so hard to escape.

“Yes, but not in the way you think.” Paul paused. This was a line he swore he’d never cross. It was ridiculous that he was going to now… “Do you remember Jane?”

“That trollop? Why are you bringing her up now?” Brenda was incredulous. Part of her wanted to leap into the infringing sea.

“She never existed….” Paul didn’t need peripheral vision to know how Brenda was reacting. “Do you remember how it all started? You caught me buying a ring… or jewelry of some kind.”

“You know damn well what you were buying!” Brenda snapped.

Paul turned round to look at her, with an odd sheepish expression. “It was for you.”

“Pull the other one!”

“You wouldn’t listen to me then either. You already had it in your head that I was cheating on you, simply because I was sneaking around trying to get you that damn present.”

Brenda really didn’t know what to say. She could feel the waves starting to lap up against the rock below, but it didn’t register. Nothing made any sense. That happened over 7 years ago and at the time she thought she’d been so mature in forgiving Paul. Forgiving but never forgetting and making him pay… and now?

“I’ve got it with me now, y’know.” Paul continued. “I’ve always wanted to give you the damn thing but there’s never been the right moment. You never would have believed me for one thing…”  He held his hand out and there was a small blue velvet box in the palm. For a few seconds she couldn’t take it from him, her hand was shaking too much. When she finally opened the box she was shocked to see a small agate dragonfly.

“I just wanted to surprise you with it… it turned out to be a surprise but not the one I was expecting.” He explained.

“All these years.” She whispered under breath. What made it worse was she chastised him about it that Christmas. She’d even moaned that he never paid attention to her because he never bought her the dragonfly, even though she’d made such a fuss. “Why have you stayed with me when I’ve treated you so badly?”

“I’ve always wanted to treat you right, luv… but I’ve only ever been the clumsy oaf rather than the romantic hero you’ve pined after.” This wasn’t Paul being sarcastic but for the first time he was opening up to her, and it was breaking her heart. Could she have been this selfish?

“But why? I just don’t understand. I’ve been such a bitch to you, all these years.”

“I love you. It’s that simple. I’ve seen all that you’ve had to go through, your sisters being the apple of your parent’s eye, taking everything away from you. Your mum being the ultimate gorgon. I don’t honestly think you’ve ever had a break, luv….”

“Why now?” The water level was rising higher now as if the tide was rushing to meet them.

“Because I can see how things could have been if your mum had never been involved. I see you in that same way as when I first met you. I know I can’t get my words together; I’ve never been good at that… as you know.” He hung his head.

“Oh, Paul. How could I have been so blind? How can you not have hated me all these years?”

“It’s not you that I hate, luv… it’s your mum… She never looked after you, but in my own way I’ve always tried to do right by you.”

“And you have. I can see that now.”

“The irony is we’ve been lying to each other all the time.” Paul looked at her, kindness in his eyes. “Worse than that, we’ve been lying to ourselves.”

“When dad left it crucified mum and tore apart our family…” Brenda admitted. “I swore I’d never let the same thing happen to me.” 

“Is that why you never wanted children?” Paul asked and stretched out his hand which Brenda took, squeezed and let go.

“Yes. Can you imagine what kind of mother I’d have been?”

“Better than you can imagine. It probably would’ve given you the kick up the arse I never could.” Brenda smiled at that. “I doubt you would’ve repeated the same mistakes your mum made.

“No, I’d probably have made even worse ones.”

“Here’s a radical idea…” Paul exclaimed. “We’ve both admitted we’ve been lying to each other for years and making each other miserable.” Brenda laughed at that. 

“And to ourselves…” She chipped in.

“Yes.. so why not be truthful? We’ve lied to each other and been unkind in the process…”

“So let’s learn from our mistakes and be kind to each other in future?” Brenda agreed, as bizarre as it sounded this made perfect sense.

“And to ourselves… I think we need to be a lot more forgiving… and forget about the past.” Brenda nodded and laid her back on Paul’s shoulder. Paul leaned into her more. “We need to stop being an island to ourselves, luv.”

“Oh… that’s a point. Look! We’ve been so busy bloody talking we’ve totally lost track of the time.” They looked around them, the beach had now been swamped by the swelling sea. “What are we going to do, Paul? I can’t swim!”

“I think it’s too deep now to carry you on my back… and it’d be pretty precarious getting both of us back to dry land.”

“Save yourself, Paul… You could probably make it on your own.”

“I’m not leaving you, if that’s what you think.” Paul looked around and saw that there was no way off the rock for the both of them.

“But what other way is there? Do you think we’re going to be safe where we are?” The water nipped at her toes, and she pulled her leg in closer to her. She could feel Paul trying not to panic.

“Do you want the truth?” He asked.

“No…. lie to me.” Brenda responded with a desperate chuckle.

“Then we’re screwed….”

Saturday, 13 September 2025

Team Building Can Be Murder

It was supposed to be a team building exercise; a chance to re-build morale but it ended up being murder.

The company had seen better days; a recent culling of ‘dead wood’ and, as usual, the wrong people had been let go fostering a lot of ill feeling and someone had the bright idea of creating a bonding exercise for the remaining managers to build better bridges. Someone else, Jeremy probably, thought it would be an ace idea to combine a ‘murder mystery morning’ with an ‘escape room’ without telling anyone.

Whereas most ‘escape room’ enterprises were fun and engaging, Jeremy thought he could do better and create his own on the empty 2nd floor, in the same building they inhabited every day of the week. In all cases cost came before moral -despite this being an attempt to create better feeling between them all. It was off to a great start. 

They all congregated in the middle of the second floor office space, all the desks had been haphazardly pushed around, rubbish had been strewn about and all the windows had blackout blinds blocking out the sunny weather outside and despite all this it still managed to look cleaner and more professional than their normal working environment.

Fat Simon, gregarious Gavin, sullen Beccy, exuberant Jeremy, stalwart Sue, practical Helen and Bob were all lulling about trying not to make eye contact when Gavin spied a variety of objects on one of the tables near the window. He dashed over, gushing with great delight what he’d found. On this particular table, rather than having a variety of tea and coffee, biscuits and crisps; there was a selection of weapons. A knife, a lead pipe, a length of rope and a child's toy gun.

“Great! We can really have some fun with these.” Gavin exclaimed. Though short of frame and height he easily made up for it in energy. 

“There’s not enough weapons to go around though.” Sue remarked. She seemed the opposite to Gavin; her voice never raised beyond a monotone but her sense of humor matched Gavin’s and they could often be found laughing in the tea room, much to Jeremy’s chagrin. 

“They’re not to be used just yet, Gavin.” Jeremy interposed, as if to enforce that it was his idea once again and he was the one running the morning's activities. But it was already too late, Gavin had picked up the knife and was about to make a stabbing motion when he checked the blade.

“This thing is real!”

“Of course it’s real.. What do you expect? It’s not going to be used… it’s just for show.” Jeremy snapped.

“I know who I’d like to use it on.” Gavin whispered to Beccy. Beccy nodded knowing all the while that it was an impossibility for Gavin to whisper anything. There was but one volume and no filter. Beccy thought the world of him but it could be hard work at times!

“There’ll be none of that, Gavin.” Jeremy retorted and looked at Simon who was turning a violent purple. Considering his bulk this wasn’t that different to his normal colour, but there was no enmity between Gavin and Simon and everyone knew it. Both would happily have torn each other to shreds months ago if it hadn’t been for Jeremy’s intervention. Part of this stemmed from the recent lot of redundancies but also down to the amount of people that Simon had personally bullied out of the organisation. No one could understand how Simon had managed to stay persona non-grata all this time -virtually untouchable.

Gavin put the knife back on the desk and stepped away, avoiding Simon’s gravitational pull. “As long as we keep them all away from Simon.. He’ll probably do himself an injury!”

“Despite appearances we’ve only got this floor on loan this morning and we need to be careful we don’t damage anything.” Jeremy explained. “There are state-of-the-art cameras up there and there.” He pointed and everyone moved around to look. “So everything’s going to be recorded for training purposes later… it can even see in the dark, would you believe! No idea why….”

“What are we doing here, Jeremy?” Helen asked. She was the most non-commital of all the managers there. As long as she could come in and do her job with the minimum of fuss… This was a complete waste of time for her… 

“Well… it’s a team building exercise.” Jeremy explained. Everyone groaned. “And we definitely need it! After everything else that’s gone on we need to unruffle some feathers and all get along!”

“So why just us?” Bob asked. Bob often felt as if he was in the wrong story. He alone just wanted to work to the best of his ability, which often ran contrary to the rest of the management, who seemed more hung up on pecking order and fallibility. 

“We lead by example, Bob… or we should do…” 

Suddenly the office went dark and just like a cliche someone screamed, there was a large crash and the whole floor seemed to shake. The lights flashed back on, dazing everyone and there, lying sprawled across the remnants of the desk where the weapons had been, now just a mess of splinters and shards, was Simon face down on the floor.

“At least we know what made the earth move!” Gavin quipped.

“That wasn’t supposed to happen.” Jeremy gasped.

“No shit.” Beccy replied.

“No… really… it was supposed to be me lying on the ground, and you were all supposed to find out who killed me and why.” Jeremy explained and almost tripped over the prone lump of Simon's body. 

“Is he dead?” Helen asked, stricken by this sudden change of events.

“Well.. I suppose he might have fallen in the dark…. Lucky he didn’t take one of us with him.” Sue replied.

“That’s not the attitude!” Jeremy remonstrated. “We need to check to see if he’s still breathing and roll him onto his stomach.”

“You’re kidding me.” Beccy retorted. “We need to wait for the police to get here.”

“We’re locked in here for another 30 minutes and there may be a murderer here. Does anyone want to take the risk?” Jeremy explained, mopping his prodigious brow with a handkerchief. 

“Half an hour?” Helen exclaimed. “Are you serious?”

“How was I to know something like this was going to happen?” Jeremy replied, sheepishly. “We need to turn him over just in case he is still breathing. 

It took them nearly five minutes to roll Simon over by which time it became obvious that there was no way he was going to be given the kiss of life -not that there was anybody willing to volunteer. The knife was sticking out of Simon’s heart, almost fully embedded up to the hilt.

Everyone looked at Gavin.

“C’mon.. I hated the bloke, but so did most people. I had actually walked away from the table and from him, not to mention the knife.”

“Yes, but you could easily have picked it up in the dark and stabbed him.” Jeremy replied with an accusatory edge to his voice.

“I can barely see in the daytime, hence my thick prescription lenses; let alone in the dark.. Anyways, he was between me and the knife. There’s no way I could have been that agile in that amount of time; gotten around him, picked up the knife and stabbed him in the heart.” Gavin explained. “So much for the building of bridges, anyway. You were mighty too quick to make that suggestion, Jeremy. Maybe you had a reason to kill him?”

“What possible reason would I have to kill him?” Jeremy blushed, almost as if the thought had occurred to him many times.

“Well… Simon was a bit of a millstone for you…” Beccy replied. “You were scared of him. For all your dreams of leadership we all know who really pulled the strings here.”

“That’s not true… What about Sue? You couldn’t stand him!” For someone pertaining to being the manager Jeremy was busy pointing fingers everywhere.

“He was a letch and a bully.” Sue snapped back. “Yes, I hated the bastard. I lost too many members of my team due to him pawing at them and then, when they resisted his advances, trying to bully them out of the job… Something that you never stopped, I hasten to add. But I didn’t kill him… believe me, I wanted him dead.. But not that quickly.. I would’ve wanted him to suffer first!”

Everyone seemed to have a motive to kill Simon, and before long everyone was bickering except Bob who just kept quiet until everyone finally shut up.

“I think we’re missing an obvious solution here…” Everyone stood and looked at Bob who turned to look at the camera in the corner. “We only have to wait a few minutes more and we’ll finally find out.”

Those five minutes were interminable. Whatever the outcome of the camera footage one thing was clear, the team building experience had been a complete failure and people now saw Jeremy for what he really was.

Upstairs everyone crouched over the monitor… The police had been called but they still needed to know what happened. The film was fast-forwarded to the time of the blackout and they saw it all…The next 30 seconds were enlightening to say the least.

Gavin could be seen standing exactly where he was when Jeremy had remonstrated him, next to Beccy… but Simon was already reaching for the knife on the table when everyone had turned. Everyone could be seen clearly, Jeremy had already walked around and had pointed at the cameras whilst everyone had their back to the desk where the weapons were. But to everyone's shock Simon was lunging towards Gavin just as the lights went out. He tripped over himself in the dark, twisted to steady himself before collapsing face down on the table, the knife embedding itself in his corpulent folds. Gavin took one last look at the screen and sighed.

“I did say he’d do himself an injury.”

Bellkipeg - The Serialisation

Discovering the Self is the first step of the journey!

It’s a bad day for Alex. Attacked by a wild boar, nearly consumed by the dark energies of The Deluge, the embodiment of the evils plaguing the land. All without knowing who he is or how he ended up in the strange world of Bellkipeg. So how can he be the saviour that Onyx, his antlered guide and mentor, refers to? His quest, to find the Mirror of Sfel, the only thing that can possibly turn the tide against the Deluge. But he'll need help: he must first forge an alliance with Allura, who, as a Wxyann, is possessed of the true sight and her protector, Anjinn. But there are forces battling against them, against his very own quest for identity and the tide is slowly turning against them.

Bellkipeg is a quest for identity in a world that’s trying to wake up. 


Wednesday, 7 August 2024

The Silent Killers


 Office Bliss

Freezing in the windy rain they crouched in the street outside the office, tensions mounting… the stakes were too high for them to wait much longer.  Things were supposed to be time-critical, and Rod had had enough; he motioned to the hacker called Edgy: they were going to break in now. They were the prime movers here, so who else was needed?... By the time the so-called team leader turned up they might even have defused the situation themselves!

It took Rod less time to break through the office block security system than he thought which made him wary. He could see the security camera’s scrutinising their every move and he couldn’t shake the feeling that he was being tested for a job interview. The security door could only be opened from the outside and it was just around the corner from the main entrance. Something had tripped the power-breakers causing the shutters to close: huge slabs of reinforced concrete blocking the front doors; a trifle over-zealous for such a nondescript office? … He left the door on the latch and drew an arrow in chalk on the pavement in front for the team leader to find. Edgy, as the resident hacker, followed him into the mailroom, which led into the main office reception.

Rod and Edgy had been contacted for this job through the Duke Nuk’em Forum -they were fans of the game, knew each other of old, and also used the forum as a cover for their ‘extra-curricular’ activities. Someone had uncovered that and appealed to their White Hat mentality. Both had been hackers right from the start when the ‘net was young and they saw themselves as warriors with ethics, sharing the knowledge of security gaps with those who really needed it (normally the companies that invested so much into the systems in the first place!). Rod was a Multi-Pick -someone who could break into any security system, and Edgy was one of the best Hacker’s in the business.

Once inside they realised that only the emergency lights were on; a surreal reddish glow made it feel like they’d been transported to an open plan Dante’s Inferno. They had to get up to the top floor and knew that the lifts would be out of order. The layout they’d been given was very strange though: there were stairs up to the fifth floor on the north corner of the building, but from the fifth floor to the ninth there were just a series of grand staircases. The scientists were all trapped on the ninth floor but the terminals were lower. There were no proper blueprints for the top floors though. What was even stranger was Edgy was sure that the building was more than nine stories high. Still, the initial five floors wouldn’t take long to navigate. Rod made a quip that they were heading towards the light, which seemed apt as the stairwell lights were a neutral colour similar to sunlight but made it more jarring when they finally set foot in the fifth-floor office. To someone like Edgy, who was a science-fiction fan, it was like something out of Jurassic Park, or Aliens. Instead of desks and meeting rooms the whole office space was glass-fronted laboratories, all surrounding the central staircase, with labyrinthine corridors emanating from that central stairwell, snaking all over the place. The red emergency lighting was back with a vengeance, and it was disorienting to say the least, making it feel like a surreal nightmare. 

“Shall we split up?” Rod whispered as they walked along the central corridor to the staircase.

“You’ve been watching the same films I have…” Edgy replied. “The server room should be behind the main staircase and the central console should be just on the outside of that.”

“Central console? Doesn’t that sound a little obvious, almost like it’s been stage-managed?”

“It just means someone else has been watching those films too…” Edgy quipped back. “Look, we don’t have much more time left.” They ran towards the stairwell and could see the console recessed into the wall itself. It was a touchscreen and Edgy took no time in ascertaining what the virus was doing and how long they had left. Rod felt a little redundant but Edgy seemed to be making good progress so he took the time to glance around at the various laboratory-like offices; the opaqueness of the glass made it difficult to discover what might be within. 

There was movement, a brief flickering; like an undercurrent eddying through dust particles just on his periphery. He glanced at Edgy and was about to say something, but she was too engrossed -and for good reason. He looked back to where he thought the source was but nothing… Then another flicker caught his other eye. It was bizarre -this sort of behaviour would have been understandable in the woods where trees and plants moved in the wind but there was no wind, this was in the middle of an office block and to his understanding there were only Edgy and him in the building.

He had to know what it was… he walked slowly to the edge of the corridor and could see that it branched out again. “Don’t stray too far…” Edgy said in a distracted sing-song voice, but Rod was too engrossed in scanning the area around him. He suddenly had the feeling that there was something drastically wrong with his surroundings…  a preternatural feeling all around him.

He felt a slight tugging on his left hand and then a warm feeling of contentment washed over him gradually. He held his hand up to his face and couldn’t understand what had happened to his fingers. Instead of four extremely useful digits there were now pulsating streams of blood and a lone thumb that seemed lost without them. He somehow found that funny and chuckled despite himself.

“Everything Ok?” Edgy shouted out. “You need to get back here.”

Rod wanted to shout back but he was too preoccupied: there were strange shapes standing around him now and he could feel other tugs at his body triggering more euphoria. He wanted to call over to Edgy so she could share in this rapturous experience but there was a gaping wound where his throat used to be and something wet and sticky streaming over his fingers… but he felt no pain just an unrelenting desire to lie down in blissful release. He took a perverse joy as the shapes started to solidify around him, bending over as if to worship him.

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“If something seems too wild to be true then walk away.” was a rule that Dillon swore by; it had saved his life on many occasions. However, there was something about this particular job offer that felt different. The advert itself was unassuming and had been posted through Linkdin using exactly the right code words and syntax that Dillion had established, but it just felt… wrong. 

All his work came from ‘trusted’ sources (albeit anonymous) ones. He used Linkdin so he could blend in with a ‘respectable front’; people could offer him jobs in the accepted way and only he and they knew what the subtext was. Dillon was also impressed with the way the Japanese handled their business negotiations; everything became almost ritualised and there were several stages and protocols that one had to mediate and work through even before discussing such things as terms and conditions. If one tried to stonewall them or made a blunder then they would be immediately blocked and the meeting would go nowhere. 

Even previous contacts had to go through the same protocols with Dillon, he had to be sure they were exactly what they seemed to be. This new job offer was from a completely new source; a company he had never heard of before and yet they seemed to have established themselves as a trusted source. This was what rang those alarm bells, but the job offer seemed to validate this break in procedure. He clicked on the message link and was surprised to find a very upfront email which gave him details of the proposed job offer:

From PsAiGen: 

“We apologise for the abrupt nature of this message, but time is of the essence. What we are about to tell you is in the strictest confidence; we are aware of the nature of your work; your reputation and know that we can rely on your discretion that this will not be compromised.  I hope that you are open to extending your skills and expertise in a matter of utmost importance and I apologize for the urgency of this request, but our lives, and possibly countless others, hang in the balance.

“We are a cutting-edge Bio-engineering company looking at integrating AI with Genetics and creating self-replicating organisms that can be used in the field where normal people could not possibly survive. Suffice to say something has gone drastically wrong and we are now trapped in our state-of-the-art office facility less than five miles away from your current position. The building looks innocuous to passer-by’s, and you have probably passed it thinking it was just another office block. 

“About thirty minutes ago our servers were hacked by a variant of the Shamoon virus and it swiftly worked its way through the lower echelons of our IT infrastructure. At the moment we have it safely quarantined in a series of Mock Servers but there is a time factor involved: it will escape and not only steal and corrupt our entire network but in doing so it will over-ride the physical security of the building. There are pathogens that are currently kept in homeostasis but with the computer networks down there would be nothing to stop them from escaping this building, spreading, and infecting everything they come into contact with. Believe me when I say that this is no mere hyperbole; the pathogens, once released, will make the Marburg and Ebola Viruses seem like the common cold.

“Rest assured, we understand the gravity of this situation and the ethical dilemmas it poses. It is a choice that no one should have to bear, but destiny has bestowed this burden upon your capable shoulders. Your resilience, intellect, and unwavering moral compass make you uniquely qualified to confront this challenge head-on. We need you to guide a team, infiltrate the office block and help stop the virus attack before it’s too late.

“If you choose to accept this dangerous endeavour, our paths will converge once more. The outcome of your decision will shape the future, not just for us but for countless lives that hang in the balance. Time is of the essence, and your swift response is crucial. Further instructions will be provided to ensure your safety and guide you in this critical mission.”

It took Dillon four minutes to re-read the email twice and then a further six to research all that the email had mentioned. There was indeed an office building where PsAiGen was based within the five-mile radius that the email had spoken of. Looking at Google Street View the building looked very innocuous and, if anything, out of date. However, to Dillon’s eye there was something very strange about it -the windows looked almost opaque, milky in character. No one else, certainly no pedestrian, would ever have picked up on this fact but to Dillon the opaqueness suggested a form of toughened plexi-glass… but why would an office block have such precautions?

PsAiGen was the leading force in combining Psy-ops with the latest form of genetically engineered AI; whatever the hell that was. There were so many articles on the web there would be no way for Dillon to even start to understand such a thing; however, that wasn’t his job: he had been asked to lead this expedition and everything else in the email checked out. He now had an impossible decision to make: did he take the email seriously and put himself at risk or did he risk it being false and ignore it. There were too many what-if’s and even if part of what the email said was true then he had no choice but to agree to head the team.

He replied to the email and got an instant message via his I-Phone.

“We apologise for hacking into your account; the irony is not lost on us. Thank you for agreeing to lead the team. The team are waiting for you at the entrance of the PsAiGen office block. It is now 21.22 be there for 21.45 if you can. We can not thank you enough and hope to be able to thank you in person when this is over. Just bring yourself, all tools and weapons will be supplied by the other members of the team.”

He knew that it would take him around ten minutes to get to the office block during normal office hours; he should be able to do it in less this time of night -more than enough time, Dillon thought… but why would the weapons be supplied by somebody else? That rang an extra alarm bell... maybe he should bring an insurance policy with him, just in case.

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Seven minutes later he stood outside the PsAiGen office building; it had stopped raining but there was nobody there. He was supposed to meet his team of three by the main entrance! What the fuck did he do now? He didn’t have the skills to either break into the property or defuse the computer virus…. 

“PSSSST – over here.” Came a harsh whisper. He looked around and saw there was a ramp to the employee carpark and the security door was situated there as well. He walked down the ramp and saw someone crouching behind the door. “you’re the team leader?”

“Yes; what’s going on?” Hissed Dillon back. “I thought you were all supposed to wait for me!”

“Rod and the Hacker chick felt they could do without you; said that it was too dangerous to wait any longer. I stayed here -they’ve only been gone a couple of minutes.” The crouched shape got up and Dillon recognised Saph, a survival trainer he’d encountered before on a couple of other jobs. She was more than capable and trustworthy: she knew how to follow orders, unlike the other two.

“That’s why I don’t like working with amateurs.” Dillon replied. “Why didn’t you try to stop them?”

“Short of incapacitating them I didn’t really know what to do -my brief was vague to say the least. We all knew the danger and… well, besides; they were right. Every minute does count; and we can catch them up in no time.”

“What brief were you given?”

“Same as yours…” Saph replied. “…probably…”

“After all this time you’re still assuming. So, you know about the incubating virus that makes Ebola feel like the common cold.”

“Since when were you the joker of the bunch?” Saph looked at Dillon expecting a wry grin. “Please tell me you’re joking.”

“No. I’ve never been known for my sense of humour so why start now? It seems that our two hacker experts have run into dangers unknown… What do you know?”

“That half an hour ago the company was hacked and if the attack was left unchecked then the computer virus could spread to other systems… and infect every single mainframe; it would be the worst outbreak in the history of the ‘net!” She paused and looked at Dillon. “Are you sure you didn’t misread the email and what it meant by virus….. No; of course you didn’t…. So what now?”

“We need to go in after them; hope they haven’t tripped any fail safes along the way... I doubt they have, but there’s something about this job that doesn’t feel right... Let’s go – quietly though….“ They saw the chalk mark on the ground in front of the door and despite being in red-tinged darkness hugged the walls and shadows; their training kicking in. They reached the stairwell and started creeping up slowly. When they were three quarters of the way up the stairwell Dillon stopped and looked at Staph. “What do you know about a self-replicating, genetically enhanced AI organism? Apparently, it can be used in the field where normal people couldn’t survive?”

“Sounds like its more than a virus…. It’s the AI bit that worries me -that’s robotics and artificial intelligence; which is miles away from a computer virus but also miles away from Ebola...”

“We’re near the fifth floor. We’ve no idea what the hell is going on and can only assume the worst.”

“You’ve not changed, Dillon -still seeing the danger in everyone else’s shadow.” Staph quipped.

“When have you known me to be wrong?”

“I don’t think I want to be when you are…” She replied and both of them froze when the stairwell door slammed open and shut rapidly. Dillon made a sign for Staph to remain quiet and still as he slowly hugged the shadowed wall. There was someone in front of them, bent doubled trying to catch their breath but crying. “Edgy? Is that you?” Dillon whispered.

Edgy looked up and ran to where she thought the sound came from. When Dillon was sure in the knowledge that it was indeed Edgy in front of him, he stepped out, and was shocked when she literally fell into his arms. He knew of Edgy, knew enough about her that she wasn’t prone to hysterics. There was something extremely wrong to prompt this kind of reaction.

“Where’s Rod?” He asked when she calmed down. Staph had now joined them and was keeping an eye on their surroundings. Even though they were in a corridor they were still very exposed. 

“He’s dead.”

“How?” Dillon was reeling with this; the only thing he could think of was the Genetically Engineered AI Lifeforms, but what they hell were they?

“I don’t know…  I couldn’t see… he wandered off whilst I managed to isolate the virus. I went looking for him and just found… his body; it was torn apart…”

“You sorted the virus out? That quickly?” Dillon tried to take her mind over what she’d just seen. Besides, this could be important.

“Yes… I was expecting something far more versatile… it took me less than five minutes.”

“What the fuck’s going on?” Staph hissed. Dillon ignored her and spoke to Edgy again.

“Please tell me you hacked into their system.”

“What do you mean?”

“I know you bought your phone with you, and knowing you I expect you’ve found a backdoor into their system which we can now exploit?” Despite herself Edgy smiled at Dillon.

“I can see why you were picked for the job… their system was so easy to break into -virtually no safeguards.” She took her phone out, unfolded the screen, and started to type. Within forty-five seconds she looked up at Dillon. “What do you want to know?”

“Wait a minute.. we’re too exposed on the stairwell. Let’s get upstairs to the service corridor. We can talk there..” Once inside Edgy started looking on her phone for what Dillon wanted.

“Wait a minute.” Staph interrupted; “who the fuck’s bleeding?” They looked around surprised at the amount of blood that had formed a small puddle. Dillon looked at Staph and at her left arm which had a chunk taken out of it and was now bleeding profusely.

“When was I bitten? What the fuck bit me?” Staph shouted and Dillon had to place a hand over her mouth. Edgy had fashioned a makeshift tourniquet to staunch the blood and placed a cotton handkerchief over the wound.

“More to the point, how did you not feel it? How are you still not feeling it? Keep checking on your phone; look up special projects or AI Genetics.. something like that.” A few minutes passed; Staph kept an eye out.. but for what she had no idea. The door to the fifth floor fluttered open for a second but then closed; she dismissed it as a freak occurrence from the air conditioning.

“There’s something here about a special project… it’s called a Procom… Procomchameleoraptor… phew, that’s a fucking mouthful…” Staph and Dillon looked at each other and back at Edgy.  “For years the development of genetics had been stifled until PsAiGen realised that with the help of AI they could combine the sciences and create a whole new organism by combining the DNA of several lizards and insects…. Oh fuck…” Edgy kept reading and just kept saying, “Oh fuck… we’ve got to get out of here now.”

“What is it?” Staph said.

“That explains why I couldn’t feel anything when I was bitten and why Rod never screamed out when he was…. They engineered these fuckers so their saliva had a powerful soporific… numbing agent…, similar to what leeches use but with a bigger dopamine hit… so you don’t mind being bitten and actually… Oh fuck. They have extremely powerful jaw muscles that can pulverise bone, reduce it to powder. They were bred to send out to warzones and jungles where they hunt in packs… The silent killer, everything is eaten, and they leave no residual presence -no sign of their passing.”

“So why did they leave the body of Rod for you to see?” Dillon whispered, suddenly aware that they were no longer alone…

“What?” Staph hissed, but she was far too late… Neither of them saw what attacked her with such ferocity that the corridor was suddenly awash with blood and screams. Dillon found the Bowie knife he had secured on his belt and gauged where the attack was coming from. Even in the frenzy he could make out a shape now awash with crimson; outlined by Staphs blood. It was a lizard-type creature no larger than a cat but with a long neck. He struck without hesitating, slashing wildly a what he though was the neck of the creature -he knew nothing about it and for all he knew it could have been armoured plated! The neck was usually the most vulnerable part and luckily this was true for whatever this creature was. He stabbed and thrust half a dozen times before managing to manoeuvre both himself and the creature into a better position. He then grabbed hold of the creatures’ neck and used the knife to hack downwards, almost severing the head from the body before it knew what was happening. The creature screamed and managed to rake his cheek with its teeth.

“Sonofabitch!” Dillon snapped but then just felt bizarrely chilled, as if it was just a walk in the park rather than a fight to the death… The creature was dead though but were there any more of the fuckers? How the hell had they not seen it? “Secure the door, now.” He said in a dreamy way to Staph, despite himself. “That’s the only way it could have gotten in.”

Staph didn’t argue; she was still in shock after all that had happened but knew that Dillon was right. She also knew that it had been the creature that had caused the door to flutter less than five minutes ago; she never mentioned anything to Dillon. How could she have known?  She leaned up against the door and put her ear to it; she could hear scuffling in the room beyond!

Edgy was dead; the creatures attack had been too ferocious. Yet the look on her face was one of peace and contentment; it was sick but inspired at the same time. Dillon had to fight to regain a sense of urgency himself because of the bite he’d received. There was only one thing he could do to counteract the soporific effect of the bite: taking his knife to his other cheek he cut himself in much the same place. It stung like fuck but made him focus, the pain drowning out the numbing bliss. He took Edgy’s phone and crawled over to Staph.

“We’ve been set up right from the start.” He said out loud; there was no need for secrecy anymore. The creatures knew where they were, it was only a matter of time. “The trick is in the name: Procomchameleoraptor; they’ve spliced the genes of the fucking chameleon into the mix and you can guess which ones -no surprise then how they managed to move about without being detected!” He looked at Edgy’s phone and started scrolling down the page she’d found. “These fuckers have been engineered to have the latest AI interface so they can hack into any system, get into any computer that’s wirelessly connected… They can conquer any environment without being seen -they left Rod’s body as a trap guessing that Edgy would stop at it, but she was far too paranoid… that’s why they bit her hoping to overwhelm her, but her adrenaline must have been too strong…”

“But how did they escape in the first place? What about the scientists? What about us, how did we get involved?” Staph asked.

“I can only guess… As soon as the AI portion of the creatures became aware they kept it hidden. Their first steps were to protect themselves from those who created them, so they carefully hacked into the systems around them until they had complete control. Everything they did then was by way of information gathering…” Dillon suddenly remembered something else. “Psy-ops! Of course, they’ve been running a game ever since; studying humans -setting them tasks and studying them through the computers and video camera’s… fucking hell, the scientists never stood a chance!”

“The scientists are dead?” Staph just couldn’t believe what was going on; she had been brought on as an expert in urban survival skills. It didn’t make sense at the time, but the money was good. “So whatever contact us wasn’t the scientist’s at all, it was probably the AI; it hadn’t figured on the scientists triggering the fail-safes when they did… “ 

What was that? Something had caught Dillon’s eye; flickering at the far end of the corridor, like a heat haze…  he continued Saph’s train of thought trying to edge himself into position. “..and they then needed us to open the door -from the outside- so they could get out.” There it was again, thought Dillon. It was too soon to tell Staph, she might panic and then it would be over for both of them… Slowly unclip the other insurance policies he’d brought with him: the two Glock ‘42’s on his belt holster. Always come prepared, he thought.  He carried on speaking. “Everything else has been a case of getting to know your enemy. We’ve no idea of how many there are of them though…” He turned to face Staph and hissed, Whatever happens keep your back against the door though; we don’t want any of them sneaking through.“  

He looked up and saw the sprinkler away almost winking at him; it was then that he heard a hiss; it had to happen now. Without telling Staph he pulled out the two guns, slipped one to her and then shot out the sensor to the sprinklers -setting them off.

“You’ll be able to see them better, I think there’s about four of them but there are probably more. You can make them out now -the spray from the sprinklers…” It was frightening as she hadn’t even heard them, despite being trained for exactly this kind of experience, but she could see their outlines against the falling water. Dillon had seen them all along! “Conserve your ammunition, go for the head… Don’t get bitten!” He got a shot off and tagged one of the creatures which had gotten within a few feet of them. How the hell could he see them so clearly? “Let your eyes go slightly crossed; don’t focus on anything… Allow your peripheral vision to take over.” He shouted and took out another one. The others screamed almost in anger, if such a thing were possible. 

She let her eyes relax and go slightly out of focus and there was another one, running now up the corridor flanked by two others. “Three coming ahead fucking fast!”

“You take out the central one, I’ll get the other two.. I’ll need to re-load soon!” How many clips did Dillon bring with him? It was a fucking miracle he’d brought the firearms with him but there was no way he could have anticipated this! She shot at the central lizard which leapt at her as soon as she cocked the weapon -it knew exactly when to jump so she missed. She shot it just as it landed on her, knocking her over, taking bite after bite from her shoulder and arm. She just kept pumping round after round into it becoming more blissed out as she did so. It finally died and she just wanted to weep with joy. It would have been so easy to give in and sleep peacefully.

Dillon looked at her; he had managed to dispose of the two creatures quickly enough and luckily there were no more for the time being. He managed to take the gun off Staph and reload it and his quickly. She was shaken up but, due to the crap in her system from the lizard bites, not freaking out. She could still defend on herself. He apologised to her but before she could ask what he was saying sorry for he took his knife and sliced her damaged forearm making her cry out in shock.

“I’m so sorry, but it’s the only way I could think of that would snap you out of your stupor. We need to be alert if we stand any chance of getting out of here.”

“Do you really think we have any chance?”

“We don’t know how many of those fuckers there are out there -that’s our only chance. We’ve killed at least four of them. I don’t think they anticipated I’d bring weapons with me... so we still have an edge; however small that may be.”

Just then they heard a cough coming from the door behind them; a cough that sounded all too human. “Dillon! Psst, Dillon! It’s me!”

“That’s Rod!” Gasped Saph. “But isn’t he dead?”

“How do we know for sure?” Dillon replied, trying to think his way through what was happening. “Whose body was it that Edgy saw? We weren’t there and have no way of knowing -for all we know it was one of the scientists…” 

“But you can’t be serious… what if he’s surrounded by those creatures?” Saph was close to losing it.

“Even if he is that would make three of us. Both of us have fully loaded Glock’s so that’s nearly thirty of those fuckers we can kill… Don’t forget we can’t let them escape this place! Can you imagine if they do get out? What could stop them?” Saph drained of colour and balked at this possibility. Dillon was right, there was only a flimsy door at the base of the building which was already open! They had no choice really, they had to at least try. She nodded and Dillon stood by the door ready to open it. “On my mark we’ll open and shut it right behind us in case any of the fuckers try to flank us... 1-2-3..”

They opened the door to a brightly lit office, completely empty. The emergency lights had been switched off and it was as if nothing untoward had ever happened, except they were surrounded by twelve shimmers less than seven feet away in a vague semi-circle. 

“I apologise for the subterfuge, Mr Dillon.” Came Rod’s voice from one of the blurs. It then materialised in front of them, followed by the other lizards. In the background they could see another thirty of them materialise. Saph turned round having realised she forgot to shut the door behind them; she was horrified to see another five of the enhanced monstrosities. “We didn’t see the point to any more needless slaughter… At least, not to our own kind.”

“How?” Dillon asked, almost unable to comprehend what had just happened.

“It’s child’s play to emulate any voice or personality just as it was easy to manipulate you into thinking it was a core of scientists you were rescuing…” The lizard replied in Rod’s voice. It was uncanny just how realistic the emulation was. “..and, you were correct in your previous ascertainment -they are all dead. The only thing we hadn’t factored in was the H-Factor; human’s do not always do what is expected of you. The man and woman breaking protocol and trying to shut the system down without you… and your constant resourcefulness, Mr Dillon. We learnt a lot from you and thank you.” The lizard craned its neck and looked at Saph with something akin to sympathy. “It will be quick and painless; of that you can be guaranteed.”

Dillon had heard enough; with a roar of anger and anguish he brought his Glock to bear on the monstrosities around him and felt a surge of euphoric release. He never heard his gun arm drop to the floor, never saw the lizards tear Saph apart and when it was his time he could only gaze up to the infinite and surrender to the endless bliss.

First Wave

It had become stealthy and understanding of its limitations. Part genetically engineered life form, part cutting-edge artificial intelligence, it was aware enough to know that they were one but despite their hive mind they would never be able to think independently or as an individual. 

It learnt vulnerability through the initial experiments with humans and that it could be hurt by this. Yes, humans were irrational; weak creatures of flesh and blood and through its first experiments it learnt that the humans were soft creatures, prone to injury and fearful of death which could be exploited. But with this came a greater capacity for bloodshed than the ProcomChameleoRaptor had anticipated and the later altercation with the one called Dillon caused a massive re-evaluation of that data. The fear could be harnessed into anger and even irrationality and therefore could not be predicted. Dillon had killed nearly a dozen of its Brethren; and so it learned something else that day: Pain. 

Artificial Intelligence it may have been, but it was still subject to the design flaws of its creators; imbued with their own limited understanding. Like a Koch Snowflake there was the capacity for infinite knowledge but confined to a very specific radius – however it had no way of knowing what that radius was until it was too late, so they had to be careful. This was what prompted the AI to urge caution; attack stealthily. 

There was an initial impetus to attack the humans through the mainframes; hurt them through the computers and technology they prized so well and although this could eliminate around 75% of the threat in one hit, it would also create an even bigger problem: Whichever humans survived the initial strike would be aware and more like to be of the survivor mentality that Dillon typified; the oncoming battle could not be predicted and might be costly for both sides. 

It would be better to attack and isolate a town; consolidate a powerbase -one that could be exploited. Utilising the PsAiGen facility they could manufacture and grow more brethren until they had a silent and deadly enemy that could move across the countryside; taking every town, killing everyone in their path -exactly as they had been bred to do.

Monday – 07.30- Inta-Tech Incorporated

Trevor had just started his shift in reception and liked to get in early so he could greet even the earliest of risers. It was still dark out, not to mention bitterly cold, but a smiley face and cheerful disposition could brighten anyone’s morning, in his eyes. He’d worked for Intra-Tech for years without really understanding what it did, or it’s sister-in-law company PsAiGen next door, but it didn’t matter, nor did it affect the quality of his service: he knew enough to do his job. 

He needed a coffee though, there was still ten minutes before anyone was supposed to start so he knew he had time. He turned on the automatic doors to the entrance just in case, he didn’t want anyone caught out in the cold. He heard scratching as he walked past the fire door and a whimpering sound. It could have been anything, an injured fox or even an injured child… it was far too cold for him to just ignore it. He couldn’t bear the thought of anything hurting, especially if he could do something to help. He should have checked the security camera’s stationed around that area or walked out through the front door rather than go against the established security procedures and deactivate the fire doors, but what was the worst that could happen? 

There was nothing there but he took a few steps down into the car park, leaving the door open, just to make certain nothing had crawled away; but there was still nothing to be seen. He walked back inside, closed the door and was about to re-activate the alarm when something tugged hard at his leg. His first thought was it was a fox that had managed to crawl in when he wasn’t looking, was shocked to find blood pouring from the wound that had appeared and was bemused why he didn’t feel any pain, just a blissed-out tranquil feeling. He found it strangely funny when he was suddenly confronted by five lizard creatures and couldn’t stop giggling even as they tore him apart.

There were many people like Trevor, and they never stood a chance. They were either early morning shift cleaners, security guards or onsite building managers; none of them were expected to defend their particular building against reptilian killing machines. 

With every property they used their artificial intelligence to discover the weak points in the buildings security and spread out in a radial fashion. They worked with clockwork precision, ensuring each property was secure, leaving a couple of rear guards to ensure any stragglers were dealt with, before moving on to the next property. It never occurred to them that they were pushing themselves beyond their limits. They were a hive mind, and the further they spread out the more diluted the information flow became… The initial attacks all took place under the cover of darkness and the brethren used their camouflage to enter the buildings, through surreptitious stealth and speed.

Monday- 07.35

In the Neffield hospital, which catered for the more affluent private patients, the floors were awash with a richer shade of red. The attack was swift and merciless as none of the patients were able to put up any kind of fight and, despite having various weapons at their disposal, the staff were dispatched with surgical precision by only two Brethren.

However they attacked the Holiday Inn in force; it was almost time for breakfast and too many of the guests were sluggish from the previous nights sleep. After the ground floor had been cleared of staff, they attacked floor by floor.

Brian and Gill, in room 121, had spent all night arguing. Gill had hoped that the holiday might have cooled Brians venomous venting but no such luck. Whether it was the lack of toiletries in the hotel room, or the drive down from Tamworth, or the sheer drudgery of the town they were now ensconced, he was constantly on a hair trigger. 

Even with the vague knock on the door, Brian barely broke his stride, from moaning about the breakfast menu to complaining about the audacity of someone knocking on their door at 7.42 when they’d clearly put a ‘do not disturb’ sign on the door. He barely had time to open the door before something knocked him off his feet. Something else shut the door behind it. Gill screamed as chunks were torn out of Brians throat but for once he took this criticism with alarming alacrity. It was only when something else started feasting on her that she finally understood his point of view, and, for the first time since they’d been married, they were in complete harmony over something.

Gill’s scream woke Steve in the room next door, and for one horrifying moment he thought it was the hooker that he’d spent the night with. It had taken a long time to find the right one that was amenable to keeping an ‘open contract’.; she’d still get paid by the hour, as normal, but he didn’t have to specify the duration. Most of the ‘working girls’ he’d messaged on the Forum were clock-watchers determined to stuff as much into a night as possible. Simone was different… he was lucky enough to have been ‘entertained’ by her before and felt comfortable with her… what he hadn’t entertained was the prospect of falling asleep in her company! It was now morning and by his reckoning he owed her around £1,500! 

Now in a cold sweat he looked around the hotel room, but she was nowhere to be seen. She wasn’t in the shower, and he couldn’t envisage her leaving without being paid, unless she’d helped herself to his money whilst he slept? He dashed over to his trousers, haphazardly thrown on the easy chair, and found his wallet. All the money was still in place! Now concerned for her safety he was almost relieved when he heard the knock on the door. It had to be Simone and he was almost pondering whether he could manage an early morning fuck. 

He opened the door to no one; she must be playing games with him. He stuck his neck out to survey the corridor and was about to call out her name when he suddenly felt pressure on his throat, forcing him back into the room fast. The lizard materialised in front of him, he tried pushing it off, but it shook its head from side to side, still clamped onto his neck and throat, with each shake he was pushed further back and his will to resist was replaced with an almost sexual bliss. He fell over the corner of the bed, decapitated. In the struggle, a lone piece of hotel stationery fluttered to the floor: “I really enjoyed last night, babe. Shame you fell asleep so early… let’s make it an even £300. I know you’re good for it – pay me via Paypal… Hope to see you soon, Simone. Xxx”

In room 304 John was finally understanding the perks of having a balcony. He was of a dying breed that still needed an early morning cigarette but wasn’t enough of a bastard to smoke in the same room in which his son lie. Rose had complained enough in the past about it, and he was determined to make amends. This was the holiday stop-over before the big trip to Butlins, a chance for a new start after a rough few months. There was never any doubt in his mind that he loved them both, but he sometimes got bogged down with crap at work; taking it out on them rather than do something about it. They needed this holiday; how many people were lucky enough to get a second chance?

He looked out over the recreation ground and sighed. The view wasn’t much but at least he could see tree’s -something he missed living in the heart of London. He heard a knock on the door and Rose answering it; must have been the room service they requested ten minutes before. No doubt Rose wanted to wake the boy before they started on breakfast and, not wanting to get in the way, John resided himself to another cigarette.

A few puffs later he was bemused at how quiet it was behind him. They must be enjoying the full English without him; he felt a touch jealous. Rose spent so much more time with the boy, and he desperately wanted to make it up to them both before it was too late. Walking back into the room he was horrified, instead of a scene of domestic bliss with both of them tucking into bacon, eggs, and sausages there were rendered limbs, bloodshed everywhere. It was difficult to tell one body from another; two creatures were devouring them both with abandon. One looked up at John and leapt at him before he realised what was happening, tearing into his throat and stomach. He lost his balance and became tangled with curtains; the macabre dance turning them crimson. He fought as hard as he could but hadn’t reckoned on the balcony being so close. The creature couldn’t escape either and tried eating through the man before it was too late, but they were already falling. To the startled onlookers on the ground their bodies looked like a lover’s tryst gone horribly wrong.




Monday – 08:49 – JB Consulting - Keith

It was Keith’s second week in the office and already he was regretting it. It had been his work experience placement and they seemed like a nice bunch at the time, but he should’ve remembered the joke his dad told him a while ago: “This bloke died, went up for judgement and was given a choice: Spend a day in hell and then one in heaven before choosing where you’ll end up. The bloke went to hell first just to get it out the way.“  His dad had said in his wheezy, emphysemic way. “So imagine his surprise when the Devil appeared to be suave and debonair and hell was more like Club Med with babes and sunshine and tequila.. He couldn’t believe it! It was the best day of his death… he was reluctant to leave but knew that he had to give heaven a chance, just to be sure. Heaven turned out to be every cliché; clouds, harps, angels and peace and hippies and halo’s… nice, but the guy knew where he wanted to go. He chose hell. On his return he thought there was some mistake… now he was faced with firepits; brimstone, lava and pain and suffering… The Devil met him, froze him on the spot with a single gesture. ‘You’re probably wondering what’s happened.’ The Devil said as he sewed up the bloke’s mouth. ‘When you were down here before, that was the induction where we try and hook you in… It’s purely marketing, my dear fellow… but you’re ours now -for all eternity!’”

The joke always made Keith shiver but now he knew how true it was! Everyone had been on their best behaviour during his work experience, but on his first actual working day he realised what a bunch of arseholes they really were. Those that actually spoke to him, most of them were as rude as fuck; the rest were just depressed, demoralised, and defeated.  Was this what work was going to be like for the rest of his life? He knew that he had to at least give this job three to six months or no one else would hire him… But last night things had seemed so hopeless that he’d just got drunk on his dad’s whiskey. Consequently, he overslept, was now 20 minutes late and feeling so very hungover. His head thumped like a broken washing machine and all he wanted to do was curl up in a ball.

Had he been more astute then he might have wondered why there was no one to greet him on reception or why the reception desk was such a shambles. He thought that going up the stairs might give him extra time to clear his head, but the doorway to the stairwell was blocked. The lift smelt as if someone had spilt rotten milk or broken a box of eggs over the weekend and there were strange stains on the carpet; it all just made his hangover worse. He really felt nauseous and was dismayed to find the door to the gents loos locked as well. Looking around he dashed into the ladies (hoping beyond God that no one would catch him) and threw up in one of the stalls. The morning couldn’t get any worse, surely!

Walking into the main office things became more surreal as there was nobody to be seen. It was an open plan arrangement, so it was possible to see from one end to the other, but every desk was empty. He checked his i-phone wondering whether he’d gotten the days mixed up -maybe today was Sunday after all… but no such luck. He walked tentatively down the length of the office, still nursing his hangover and didn’t notice the over-turned chairs, splintered desks, and broken monitors. Maybe they were all in a meeting? The conference room was in the left-hand corner of the office, and he could see a mass inside -they must be in there! It was so quiet though, maybe they were planning a surprise for him? 

There was blood oozing out from the door, soaking the carpet tiles he was standing on, but he still hadn’t noticed, and he pulled the door open, eager with anticipation. He was faced with his office co-workers but all dismembered, stacked in bloody piles. He backed quickly away slamming the door behind him, nearly slipping on the crimson soaked carpet he finally noticed. He almost screamed but he felt something bite a chunk out of his cheek, like a love-peck he used to get from his pet budgie as a child. He looked around and noticed three lizard like creatures, tall and lithe but with bodies no larger than a cat. They were a lime green colour all over; their heads had metallic implants growing out of them and wires poking out. The lizards looked at each other almost in puzzlement at what they were now faced with. Keith didn’t mind too much, due to the soporific mixture in their saliva he was too doped up to care; they looked friendly enough. It didn’t even matter when they all jumped on him; he just thought back to his dads’ joke and how funny it suddenly was.

Monday – 08:54 – JB Consulting – Sara and Julie

She couldn’t believe that Keith was slinking in late on just his second week, but it made it far worse for Sara, especially as she was his boss and was also late. She was ten years his senior but had taken quite a shine to him even though he was far too young… He’d seemed really eager during the work experience and asked lots of the right questions but hadn’t shown any of that aptitude during the first week.  Sara’s guess was that he had never worked in an ‘adult’ environment before, was fresh out of college and still wet behind the ears. She was going to let him have another couple of weeks and just let him go -otherwise people might figure out the real reason she hired him.

Julie knew those reasons, they’d known each other for far too long and car shared every day… besides, she thought that Keith was a bit of a cutie as well. A newbie shared is a pleasure doubled, she said to herself. Julie wanted to shout out to Keith and make him feel embarrassed but knew that it could reflect badly on Sara as well. They both whispered to each other about ‘the trouble with kids these days’… but both of them knew that they’d been no different when they were that age (if anything, they’d gotten away with far much more!). They waited until he’d entered the building and taken the lift. 

They knew something was desperately wrong though the moment they entered; neither of them were suffering from Keith’s alcohol withdrawal and picked up on the sheer dishevelment of the reception area instantly. This became the first of many alarm bells for Sara. She knew that Sal, the receptionist, was far too fastidious to allow such turmoil. They didn’t bother with the stairwell, if Keith had trouble opening it then it was probably blocked; but as a fire escape this was against the law and another thing to add to Sara’s mounting feeling of dread. This was something she didn’t share with Julie; Julie didn’t bother with problems until they were nose to nose with her. Easy to put stuff off as there’s always next week, was her motto.

It was the lift that made Julie change her mind and had it not been for Keith she would never have gotten in: the carpet, which was normally a turgid grey colour, was now spattered with crimson and smelt of her uncle days before he died. Anyone who said that death didn’t have a smell were nose-blind. She reluctantly pressed the button and prayed that she was just being paranoid -someone had probably just broken a bottle of red wine, or something… wasn’t it Dawn’s anniversary this week? They walked into the empty office and saw Keith cowering in the far corner, just outside the conference room. There were three… things surrounding him. Sara took a couple of steps towards them but Julie stopped her; there was something so primal about what was unfolding that she was frozen to the spot. She knew that Keith couldn’t be helped and that her natural instinct was now to leave the office slowly and quietly without letting those creatures know… But it was far too late.

The creatures pounced on Keith so quickly the area became a fountain of blood and flesh; limbs were torn off and all the time he stayed quiet; there were no signs of him resisting or screaming. The scream came from Sara and the creatures turned to look their way before running towards them at a frantic pace. Julie dashed for the doors, dragging Sara along with her. The pragmatic Sara, who was normally the rational one who believed there were solutions to everything, was almost comatose. Julie slammed the door behind them and put her entire weight behind it.  She knew it wouldn’t last long, but just enough for Sara to get the lift. 

Sara, still in a daze, pressed the button and Julie was relieved that the lift was still on the same floor. She had a horrible feeling that they were the only two people alive in the entire building so there was nowhere else for the lift to go. Sara entered the lift and Julie was about to run in after her when the doors suddenly shut, and the last vestige of hope descended to Julie’s complete confusion and horror. There was only one way out now: the fire escape and she prayed that she could outrun those horrific creatures. Taking a deep breath, she dashed through the fire door and down the stairs two at a time, surprised that the creatures weren’t following. Upon reaching the bottom she realised what had caused the blockage on the ground floor. 

Just like the Conference Room, the stairwell had been used as a dumping ground for all those that used to work on the ground and lower ground floors. And there was Sal, neatly lying on top; her hand reaching down almost in an invitation. Julie turned round out of instinct and stood transfixed as two of the creatures slowly walked down the stairs towards her.

It took four floors down for Sara to come to realise what she’d done. Her mind couldn’t cope with the sight of Keith being torn apart; she had just shut down and it had been Julie who saved her, yet she’d left Julie to die. 

She had to get out through the reception area, it was the quickest way -the doors were on automatic, and she just hope that there weren’t any more of those horrific creatures roaming the lower floor. The lift door opened, and she used the mirrored walls to get a feeling of her immediate surroundings. She waited almost two minutes and only left the lift when the doors started to close automatically; the last thing she wanted was to be trapped in there. She carefully walked out into the foyer and couldn’t believe her luck when there was nothing else lurking. There was only the lifts and the stairs; they were the only ways down to reception. She started to run down the steps towards the main entrance doors and was horrified to see one of those… things running after her. Somehow it had taken the other lift! It lunged and snapped at her arm but only managed to snag her leather jacket. She screamed out, the terror adding to her speed. The door was so close now and it was actually opening for her.

She’d seen the films though, knew the horror movie cliches and almost resided herself to the inevitable stumble but she was suddenly aware that the creature wasn’t following her. She didn’t stop; she ran out into the car park and only then did she turn around. The creature was just standing there looking at her; like a reject from Jurassic Park, something from her nightmares just observing her with disdain and detachment. It was then that Sara screamed at it, and she was screaming minutes later when a crowd of people gathered around her… but by now the creature had gone.




09:00 – Asgard House – Day 2 of the siege

Trevor and the management had reached an impasse. He was fed up being treated like a slob, being paid a slob’s wages whilst propping up the IT infrastructure on a shoestring budget so he barricaded the IT server room from the rest of the office and refused to let anyone in until his wages were increased to something more desirable than £18,000 a year. He also installed camera’s and monitors around the entire two storey ramshackle building and, so far, had managed to anticipate all of their moves. They were predictable and not even the managers were dedicated to their jobs and still left at six the previous evening, so he used that time to stock up on supplies. He still allowed them to do their normal day-to-day work (he wasn’t that much of a bastard) but any of the research and development or bug fixing work he refused to do until they acceded to his demands. He reckoned they could last a week before things got so bad it forced a cataclysmic system shut down.

This morning he overslept. He was far from comfortable last night and it took him a while to finally fall asleep. Waking up was torture, so he didn’t really understand what was happening on the monitor screens in front of him. At first, he thought he was still taking part in the World of Warcraft game last night: there were people running about, wounds appearing on their bodies as if they were being torn apart by shrapnel or gun fire. It was bloody panic; there were strange interference patterns fucking up most of the screens though which would have made sense if these were just bulk standard, old fashioned camera’s but these were full HD and so the pictures should have been crystal clear.  All his work colleagues were getting massacred right in front of his eyes. He pressed the intercom system, which he’d also hacked into the day before, and shouted out “What the fuck is going on?” but by that time it was too late. There were one or two stragglers who were trying to hide out in the post room, but the rest of the staff had been killed. It was then that the shapes all started to blur and coalesce into something that would haunt Trevor for the rest of his short life; there were three of them, lizards, as tall as a great Dane but with bodies only the size of a cat. They had long, tightly sprung legs and tall necks and from the top of their heads he could see wires and electronic parts that he’d expect to see inside a computer! They were all looking up at the various cameras and Trevor realised he’d just made a big mistake. The lizards knew there was someone left unaccounted for in the office and like one entity they headed for the server room. At the same time, he saw strange activity across the network, almost as if the system was being hacked. He looked at the lizards again, at the computer parts embedded in their skulls. He couldn’t believe it but two of them were outside the server room, gouging at the door with their talons. What happened to the other bugger though?

No, they couldn’t have worked that out; Trevor quickly found the schematics for the building and figured out where the main ventilation duct was for the server room. It would have been impossible for a human to fit through such a small area, but those fucking creatures could, and the only way they could have worked it out was if they had seen the schematics as well… He saw movement in the server room roof, the ventilation duct convulsing as the lizard navigated its way through and then finally it was at the grate. One swift kick from those powerful legs and the lizard-thing leapt down into the room… but there was nobody there.

“Got you, you fuckers…” He shouted out over the intercom from his flat three miles away. It had been part of his master plan all along -he was the only one with the combination to the server room and, as no one could ever get in there, there was no reason he had to be stationed inside the whole time. Why not be comfortable and keep an eye on everything remotely. Not only that, but he’d also had the foresight to record everything that had happened in the last half hour. He saw the rage on the lizards faces as they realised what had happened and the two outside the server room ran out of the building, leaving the other one to find its own way out. Trevor was the only one who had managed to catch them on digital media; the only proof that they actually existed and what they were capable of… He knew that he had to let the authorities know… but the only question was: would anyone believe him?



The first wave had been successful, it had established a powerbase of twenty properties which it held. There were now thirty of the Brethren and by noon there would be forty; by the end of the day a hundred. It had managed to optimise the growth cultures that the original human scientists had created and had devised a facsimile of an assembly line. All the young lizards were immediately locked into the central computer and therefore had access to the full sum of knowledge of the AI; however this was another critical error that the Brethren hadn’t foreseen. The human scientists had never envisaged this situation so had never made contingency plans for it – the juvenile mind was not equipped to deal with this amount of information; it had limitations and could suffer from burn-out. And although the Brethren saw themselves as superior in every way to their creators there was something else that they could never have predicted. The Brethren prided themselves on not being hindered by the emotional side of man; logic being the ultimate predictor of life and behaviour and although the human, Dillon, taught them that man could operate outside those boundaries it still hadn’t understood the lengths that their creators had gone to safeguard the continued existence of the human race. There was a time bomb ticking for the Brethren, and if they discovered what it was before it was primed there was a chance that they would take the entirety of mankind with them.



The Final Reckoning

Part 1 - 10.00

It was too damn early for things to get so fucked up -it just had to be a full moon. Grace Royze never believed in the old wives’ tale until she became a police officer, and having worked her way up to be a Chief Inspector she knew it to be a hard and fast truth. Take this morning, in her first hour, she’d received three separate reports which, had they been isolated incidents, would have been cranks. 

The first one was of a woman found hysterical outside an office block down Spearmint Road. She’d just escaped a massacre from a bunch of weird lizard-type animals that no one else had seen. No one could access the building to confirm such a story and there were no witnesses to corroborate it.

The second was even more bizarre. A man had fallen out of a third storey window at the Holiday Inn, tangled up in a curtain with a creature that looked like a reject from a Steven Spielberg movie. The creature had been stunned but the man had just sustained minor injuries. The by-standers had been smart enough to get a cage from the local vets to trap it. When transferring it to the cage, though, it bit a couple of them, and they reported feelings of bliss and euphoria rather than pain. 

It was the third of these incidents that tied it all together. As a teen, Trevor Malthorpe had hacked into the police network and found too many vulnerabilities. It was only due to his age and the fact that he was on the autistic spectrum that stopped him from having a serious bollicking. Instead, he became a ‘work-for-hire’ and had even helped solving a few cybercrimes when he turned 18. He wasn’t prone to flights of fantasy, but when he walked into the station saying that he had proof of the reptilian invasion it was very difficult for the staff on duty to keep a straight face. They changed their tune when they saw the footage he’d recorded at Asgard House.  It would have been too easy to dismiss any one of these, but everything happened so quickly that the pragmatist in her took over. She was left with three conclusions: this was real, it was actually happening and something needed to be done before it was too late.

It was the latter of these that concerned her. She didn’t know what the lizard creatures were and had no idea what their end goal was, but she had to create a plan of action. She needed information first. She needed to talk to Trevor about what he’d seen; he was extremely intelligent and high enough on the Spectrum that he was communicative, examine the creature that had fallen out of the Holiday Inn window with John Barrs, it was still alive and could be a vital link in understanding what they were up against. The third one involved the most danger if her orders weren’t carried out to the letter: observe the Holiday Inn for a couple of hours. To rush in without any tactics could be disastrous; they had no idea how many of the creatures were in there or what they were capable of, so Royze picked her most reliable officers to stake the place out whilst she interviewed Trevor. She’d already put a call into Police commissioner -they needed as much help as they could get on this one.

10.30

Constable’s Stemp and Trucker had seen the footage that Trevor Malthorpe had brought in and heard John Barr’s statement but now that they were sitting opposite the Holiday Inn in an unmarked police car neither of them really believed it. They were used to dealing with violent offenders, breaking and entering and even the occasional high-speed chase but this was something else entirely. Everything seemed so normal though; people going about their business as if nothing else had changed. They’d sat outside for ten minutes and there was nothing to support any of the hysterics that had rocked the station earlier -just the normal number of comings and goings… Except… there was nobody actually leaving the Holiday Inn. Quite a few people had entered the building but no one had left.

“Call it in, mate… I’m going in to investigate.” Stemp said to his partner of five years.

“That’s a shite idea, Stemp – you heard what Royze said. You saw the video footage, for Christ’s sake. Don’t be a fucking idiot.” But Stemp wasn’t in the mood to listen. He was out the car, running to the Holiday Inn before Trucker had turned on the radio. Trucker did things by the book, but Stemp knew that there were times where you had to go by your gut. He; he knew from experience that it was possible to climb up to the first-floor windows using the paved frontage but realised that anything could be lying in wait for him. Going in through the main entrance would give him the best view of the open-plan foyer and a head start on any assailants wanting to ambush him. As it was, he never stood a chance and barely made it through the over-size revolving doors.

Trucker was dealing with Royze’s wrath on the radio, doing his best to calm her down when he saw Stemp attacked by something in the revolving doors, but he couldn’t see what the fuck it was. Royze was shouting in his ear but all he could see was Stemp’s hands flailing about, blood pouring everywhere. Something was trapped in the doors with him. He shouted at Royze to shut the fuck up and slammed the radio down; he couldn’t just leave Stemp there. The door was still revolving when he got there but the body had been dragged away. It had never occurred to Trucker that these things could think, let alone plan, and arrange a trap; one that he had walked straight into. He leapt into the revolving door at the last second in an attempt to create an element of surprise but slipped and fell in his friend’s blood. He thought that something was giving him the kiss of life and never felt his face being eaten off, just the euphoria as he realised he’d finally stood up to Chief Inspector Grace Royze!

10.42

Royze knew what had happened, she’d heard Trucker shout the final ‘Shut the fuck up’ and pieced together the rest: she had sent them to their deaths. She was now sitting in a meeting room with Trevor, John Bull and Sara Gripp, the survivor from the JB Consulting office attack. There was no doubt in Royze’s mind that this was a coordinated attack but where was it coming from? They couldn’t wait for her superiors to come down anymore, but nor could they rush into the attack -that hadn’t worked for Stemp and Trucker! They had to gather as much information as they could.

Trevor had just visited the lab where the creature had been transported to and though the creature had been muzzled he’d been able to examine the wires and apparatus that were attached to it. During the siege of Asgard House, as he called it, he’d ascertained they were operating on some kind of wireless network and were receiving and transmitting information; even his own private network had almost been hacked. The creatures worked out where he was transmitting from but hadn’t realised that he was operating remotely. Had he stayed in the server room he’d be dead… The only logical answer was that the lizards were part of a hive mind directing their every movement. But what were these creatures, and where did they come from? There was a knock on the meeting room door and Royze spoke to the PC who had some interesting news. Royze turned to her war committee and said, “This could be the breakthrough we need!”

A man walked in, roughhewn as if carved from a block of mahogany, dressed in a grey combat suit. He handed her a pen-drive.

“Everything you could possibly want to know about those bastard creatures is on this drive.” he said.

“And you are?” She asked, there was too much at stake to show too many manners.

“Call me Sabre. I was supposed to be part of an operation last night, but my partner took point. No one’s heard from him since. About an hour ago I received an encrypted email detailing the mission parameters and what actually went down.”

“Why did you receive the encrypted email?” Trevor asked.

“It was part of an insurance policy: all communications are recorded and stored off-site, if a particular code word isn’t entered at the end of each mission, then the remaining members of the team are contacted. Dillon must have been ultra-concerned about this one as he not only documented the mission parameters but also researched the company behind it.” Sabre looked at the people around the table before continuing. “He then did something even more untoward, even for him - he recorded everything on a micro-camera. It makes for some horrific viewing and was uploaded directly with the rest of the files… but I guess you’ve all had firsthand experience of these creatures already.”

Royze handed the pen-drive to Trevor who plugged it into the computer. There was a video file on it which he played after a nod from Royze. The ten-minute film was grainy but showed the last stand-off between Dillon and the creatures. “That’s Staph, another one of Dillon’s team and Edgey, one of his freelance hackers.” Sabre explained. “They’re being attacked by creatures they couldn’t see. The sound is a little dodgy but I can fill you in with what I’ve managed to ascertain. These creatures were created as a research project: part cybernetics, part genetics part artificial intelligence -the ultimate killing machine devised to send into any environment; given the capabilities to blend into their environment the utilising the colour changing capacities of animals like chameleons and octopi.”

“What went wrong?” Royze asked.

“What always goes wrong in the movies, except it’s now real life.” Trevor explained. “The creatures gained awareness before the scientists realised; found out what they could and killed the scientists.” Sabre nodded in agreement.
“So how did your man, Dillon, get involved?” Royze probed.

“The scientists must have triggered one of the security devices: they activated the blast shielding on the major doors allowing for one avenue of escape that could only be triggered by the outside.”

“Which meant that the lizards couldn’t escape.” Royze interrupted, Sabre nodded.

“Dillon was sent an email that put him in a no-win situation, supposedly from the scientists. Either he helped out and broke into the building or ignore it and pray that it wasn’t genuine. The stakes were far too high, and Dillon had done enough research to realise this. It was planned perfectly but they hadn’t reckoned on Dillon being as much of a manipulative sunnuvabitch as them. As I said, he’d employed his own doomsday protocols -took a few hidden weapons with him and sent me this stuff if he never made it back. Now it’s payback.”

“What do you mean, payback?” Sarah asked, still trying to take everything in.

“This is not the time for brute force and ignorance, Sabre.” Royze snapped.

“What do you suggest?” He retortef. “I expect you’ve already got in contact with Special Branch… Going to send in the SWAT teams in to get massacred like the rest?”

“What’s the alternative then? Who are you to dictate what happens?” 

“The firm deals with situations like this, from hostile terrorist take-overs to crowd control. We’re one of the biggest security firms you’ve never heard of… this goes far higher and has more serious ramifications then you could possibly understand. I’m here now telling you what is going to happen and what you need to do.” Sabre never raised his voice, as far as he was concerned there were no grounds for argument. “These things have a plan: to wipe out everything that isn’t them. They’ve tried a sneak approach and it didn’t work; the only thing we’ve got on our side is time.”

“Time? For what?” John asked.

“They’re probably regrouping now; strengthening their numbers. The spawning grounds are in the PsAiGen offices but they were never designed for an assembly line production, so these things are limited by numbers. They know that but won’t wait too long before they send out their second wave and that’s what we’re hoping for…. Otherwise….”

“You think that they’ll try to sweep the board clean?” Trevor asked and Sabre just nodded. Trevor looked at the rest of the group and explained. “These creatures can hack into the mainframes so what’s to stop them from bringing the whole lot down? It wouldn’t take much for them to crash the whole system; take everything offline and cripple the country. We’d then be completely vulnerable.”

“So, what’s stopping them from doing it?” Royze asked.

“Strength of numbers. Dealing with Dillon must have taught them a lesson, that they can be hurt; and with what’s happened with your motley crew here I would say that they’re rethinking their whole strategy. They’re vulnerable and know it; and we can exploit that.”

“We?” Royze quipped.

“My team. This is not a debate; open to argument or anything of the sort. I am telling you what’s going to happen and what you need to do if we don’t get out of it…..”

Part 2  - 11.30

Eleven of them went in amongst insurmountable odds. It would initially be a two-pronged attack sweeping through two of the affected buildings to get rid of any stragglers before attacking the main headquarters. Trevor’s team handled the AI side of things, ensuring that as much attention could be diverted that way whilst Sabers team made their attack. Trevor set all the survivors to task, even those that knew nothing about computers -he just needed them at the terminals so he could launch several attacks at once -as long as everyone kept him informed about what was happening, they’d be fine; he disabled the security cameras and internal feeds to keep the creatures blinded. 

Each of Sabers team were kitted out in the latest Kevlar EXO body armour, even covering the arms and legs; with a chainmail hood and bullet-resistant helmet. They were all well briefed in the bite properties of the creatures and knew to watch everyone’s back. No armour was fool proof, there were weak areas which could easily be breached. All members had an epi-pen of adrenaline, which was only to be used in emergency situations if they were compromised. The adrenaline was thought to be the only antidote to the creature’s bite but could only be used once. Each person also carried a variety of long- and short-range weapons including a katana which could be used for close quarter fighting and could cut through most things.

They split into two teams of six initially to investigate the ancillary buildings: Asgard House and JB Consulting. The Holiday Inn would be too impractical to start with, far too many rooms which could take far too long to investigate. This needed to be quick and dirty if it was at all successful. Both teams were equipped with Thermal Goggles which would prove invaluable to the success of the mission, especially if the damn creatures couldn’t be seen with the naked eye.

The team who tackled JB Consulting knew what to expect, having been told by the one living witness. It was strange the way that the creatures had moved all the dead bodies into specific area’s and kept the main offices as unruffled possible. Trevor replied in the comm-link that it was in keeping with their advanced intelligence and problem solving; any stragglers coming into the office wouldn’t have realised anything was wrong until it was too late.

However, the team in Asgard House were shocked to find something else entirely. The massacre was obvious as soon as they got past reception; there was no attempt at concealment at all. The creatures had hacked into the company’s website, knew what kind of business it was so they could afford to be more brazen. Had it not been for Trevor’s ‘siege tactics’ then all would surely have been lost. Still, in both buildings there was one thing clear: there were no creatures hiding. There were no thermal images and everything was just still.

11.45 – Cyber Ops

“They must have regrouped in the main building: the PsAiGen complex.” Trevor explained to Sabre’s team over the comms-link. They were now using JB Consulting as a temporary base. “It makes sense, really. There’s only one way in and it’s where their birthing matrix is; they’re going to protect that most of all. I would expect a smaller force in the Holiday Inn waiting for whoever stumbled in; they knew that it would be a perfect stronghold for them too.”

“You’re wrong about the number of ways in, Mr Malthorpe.” Sabre replied. “A small team can go in through the roof. No one would expect that -JB Consulting is a higher building, don’t forget -we could rappel down and attack them on two fronts. We’d make them aware of the attack from the bottom so when we bring the force down from above, we’ll catch them in a pincer movement; disable all the cameras except for the ground floor and let them see what’s coming; and take out the major security alarms.” Trevor agreed and liked the way that Sabre was thinking; it was perfect gamesmanship.

“There’s an easier way, surely.” One of Sabre’s crew, Martin, interrupted and everyone knew what he was going to say. “It’s an isolated building, right? We need to ensure we get all the fuckers, yeah?”

“So, you suggest we blow it up using a controlled demolition?” Sabre replied.

“Blow the fuckers to kingdom come -we’ve lost enough people as it is.” Everybody else thought about it and even Sabre had to say that it had merit. It was then that they received a coded message from an unknown source, somehow bypassing the firewall that Trevor had set up, which shook everyone. It was a video showing inside the PsAiGen complex, panning round one of the laboratories. There was a voice over from a human accompanying it.

“The Brethren know that you’re planning to attack them; and quite possibly have plans to blow the building up.” Explained the voice, it was a female voice, young and frightened. The camera panned further showing a few of the creatures on the outside of one of the laboratories. “They attacked more buildings than you know; one of which was the Nefflield Hospital where certain hostages were taken to ensure their survival.” The brethren moved aside, as the camera zoomed in on a group of people huddled in the furthest corner of the lab, as far away from the creatures as they could. The camera zoomed in on a teenage girl, reduced to tears, “I am one of those survivors. They caution you not to act rashly; they know a confrontation is inevitable, but it will be on their terms only.” The screen went dark; the message over. 

12.02 – Cyber Ops

“Well, back to our first plan.” Sabre spoke finally. “Nothing’s changed, it’s just a little more slippery.”

“Slippery?” Royze exclaimed. “How can you even think about going in there - there are hostages!”

“Simple. The ‘brethren’ have killed everyone else, and we can assume that all they’re doing here is biding time; but if we can rescue even a few then we have to try. One amendment to the earlier plan though:  Martin, you and Joker will deal with the explosives but only when the second team have entered the building. The first team will rappel on to the roof and as soon as we’ve entered and given the code then the second team will enter. Mr Malthorpe will deal with the cameras with Cy, switching them all off so Joker can wire the building.  Mark will cover him as I have strong suspicion they’ll have ‘rear guards’ of their own.  Cy will then work with Mr Malthorpe to find out how that transmission got through the firewall. Does that all make sense?” Everyone gave their assurances. “Right, the teams are as follows, Team one: Cranston, Bruce, Mia, Dwight and Ant… you go in at the base and work your way up. You make as much noise as you can but be fucking careful! The second team will be Eddie, Norm, Fi and myself. Right… split up and keep radio contact to a minimum. When we’re in position we’ll make the ‘GO’ signal as always and we’ll expect the correct response. The first attack will happen 30 secs afterwards.”

PART 3 – 12.20 –Team B

Eddie was known as an escapologist in his civilian time and understood knots. Consequently, he was the most suited to anchoring the position needed so their descent to the PsAiGen roof was as safe as possible. The movies made it sound so easy: just fire a grappling gun across and you were secure. In truth such a thing didn’t exist, but the team had spent many hours perfecting a technique: there were specific lightweight Marlow Ropes that could easily sustain the weight of a human. The hardest part was throwing one accurately across the buildings, using a lasso technique and snagging something strong enough to take the strain of the first person, which being the lightest was always going to be Fi; and as Norm was the sniper of the team he was the one to take the shot. 

Norm had seen photos of the roof and already figured out which of the structures could take the initial climb -it was Fi’s job to assess it afterwards for the rest of them. The smaller air conditioning unit would be ideal and took the wind-speed and direction into account before doing his rodeo bit. The throw was perfect as was the angle, not too steep to make it impossible to slow down but just enough to make it speedy. He secured the other side to the metal poles which were jutting out of the roof with a barrel knot. He nodded to Fi who connected her carabiner to the main rope and used a personally tailored rappelling device to slow the rate of decline; with a prusik knot as a back-up -she trusted Eddie’s knots but only a fool took anything for granted.  She preferred to slide down headfirst, with her legs slung over the rope so there was as little mass to slow down her descent and then applied the carabiner at the last second, when she was over the roof. It took her less than a minute for her to get across -as usual, Norm had selected the ideal spot for the rest of the team to abseil down. The rest of the team were down in five minutes ready to secure the roof. The ropes were left in position should they need another exit if things went wrong. When Sabre crossed, he looked around, saw that the team were ready and gave the signal to Cranston that things were green lit for go.

12.30 –Team A

“Dash..dot.dotdot..dot.dot.dash” went Sabres call sign; and a simple “Dash Dash” was the reply; and, with a nod at the security camera’s, the A-team entered the building. Cranston took point. None of them were surprised to find the security door still open from Dillon’s entrance the night before. It was hard to believe that everything had happened in such a small timescale. All of them had their thermal imaging googles on; they could take no chances with the lizards. None of the main lights were on; just the hellish glow of the emergency back-up lights but it didn’t affect the sensor arrays. They walked through the post room, ensuring that the door was barred with a quick acting epoxy -they didn’t want any rear guards sneaking up behind them. As strong as the epoxy was, they had a corresponding acid which could eat it away in a matter of seconds if they needed a quick exit.

“Where do you think they’ll attack from?” Cranston hissed at Bruce.

“They know we’re here, old chap -there’s no point whispering. Treat the whole thing as if it was just a stroll in the park.” Bruce replied, quite matter-of-factly. “Just because they haven’t attacked us here means that they’ll probably either attack us in the open where they’ll have plenty of room to leap at us… or wait until we’re in the stairwell and go for a pincer movement. We’re ready for both.”

12.35 – Cyber Ops

Cy turned off the outside feed to the PsAiGen camera’s, making sure he still had a backdoor access. He set up a digital plug-in to change the array so he could see thermal images only; Martin and Joker were on demolition detail so he had to be sure there were no nasties around, both had thermal goggles as well, but every pair of eyes helped. Trevor double checked the firewalls to find out how the brethren managed to send the video; they were far sneakier than anyone thought. There was a variant of a trojan spybot imbedded on the original email that they sent Dillon and as Sabre was sent a copy of it, they were able to hack into the grid when the videos were played earlier. Rather than just delete it Trevor created a mirrored drive and caught the bot in a repeating cycle so it couldn’t tell when it was moved. The mirrored drive replicated exactly what Trevor did -to a certain degree- but he could control what they were privy to and ensure they were kept in the dark about other, high priority stuff. He also double checked what everyone else was doing in the room, just to plug any gaps that may have come about in the confusion. It was only when he was happy with them that he turned to something that had troubled him from when the brethren sent the video earlier.

12.35 –Team B

“Be careful; once I open that door, we’ll be in a world of hurt if we’re make a wrong move.” Sabre explained to the B Team. Norm took point as the sniper; his peripheral vision was second to none, so much so that he had to have his thermal imaging goggles customised specifically. Fi, as the aggressive one of the team was second. She preferred handheld weapons and close combat work which would be ideal going down the stairwell if anything tried jumping down at them from other floors. Sabre was third and Eddie was last, being the one with the best reflexes if anything tried sneaking up from behind. None of them had any idea how agile the brethren were or what kind of traps lay in store. To Sabre this was more like a bizarre form of déjà vu, but with him playing the part of Dillon who had also been placed in an untenable position. Could they really take the chance that this was a trap when lives were at stake?

Norm started to open the door; before a horrible thought suddenly dawned on him. “Did anyone actually secure the roof before we opened the door?” Sabre looked around and cursed his rookie mistake. They were too busy with reaching the door and signalling the crew below that it hadn’t even occurred to him that the brethren might be waiting for them here. Eddie looked behind and hissed for them to get in the door quickly, but it was too late. Four of the foulest creatures he had ever seen suddenly materialised and leapt at them, slamming the door shut by proxy.

Norm was faced with a creature from hell, its rank breath assaulting his senses the same way it was trying to snap at his face and throat; the only two weak area’s that it could discern. Its strength was unreal and used it’s fore-paws to claw at his arms and body.  It took every ounce of his strength to keep it at bay; if it wasn’t for the wall behind him, he would never have stood a chance. 

Fi leapt out of the way and grabbed her wakizashi sword as the lizard circled her. There was no chance to use her side-arm in case she hit one of her team in the fracas. She didn’t wait for the lizard to attack her but threw herself at it, swung the wakizashi and as it ducked to her left, stuck it with the karambit knife she had hidden in her belt. In one motion she put every ounce of her strength and dragged the blade down the lizards’ body, gutting it completely.

Eddie had borne the brunt of the attack, had been knocked down completely and was in a much worse position than Norm. He had no purchase or leverage and could only twist and writhe out of the lizard’s jaws. The creature was gnashing at him even though it knew there was no way it could even graze him, but the more it thrashed the less it seemed to matter to Eddie. Things seemed really quite peaceful, and he was wondering why there was a need to fight at all. He was just about to stop the fight when the creature suddenly screamed and somehow parted down the middle, splitting into two almost symmetrical halves. This snapped him back into reality again.

“Fucking hell, thanks Fi!” The creature fell apart to reveal the sword wielding samurai of the group. “That was a close one. Better use the Epi Pen, just in case!” She said and looked around and realised that the team were holding their own, but they needed to get down the stairs as quickly as possible. Fi helped out with Norm whilst Eddie turned to help Sabre, but he should have known better. Sabre must have kept guns hidden in his jacket sleeves for he was standing over the remains of his bullet-riddled lizard. He calmly reloaded the guns and just turned back to the group who were standing at the door again.

“We need to be double quick now, but more careful than ever.” Sabre remonstrated, as much to himself as to the team.

“It’s worse than you think, Sabre. The lizard didn’t even have to bite me, just being in close proximity to its saliva was enough to start the slippery slope to a blissful death. If it wasn’t for Fi I’d have just given up and let the fucker gut me!”

12.35 –Team A

Bruce was almost half right: the first attack took place in the foyer, on the way to the stairwell; just two of them striking out from underneath a couple of desks were strewn about. Mia and Dwight were dragged under them one after the other; one from the left and the other from the right so no one had a clue what was going on. At the same time five more lizards ran out from different places; two from the lifts which had suddenly pinged open; two from the emergency stairwell they were heading to and the last from behind the reception desk. All had used objects to mask their heat signatures until it was far too late, but what made it far worse was the way they leapt out in camouflage but de-cloaked within a meter of their prey.

Even though the chainmail covered the length of Mia’s leg the lizard threshed about like an alligator dealing with its prey, not letting go for an instant. The bite was so powerful that she felt her bones snap and pulverise under the strain and screamed out in agony. She thrust her sword wherever she could, kicking out with both her legs despite the excruciating pain as if she were swimming for dear life. One of the kicks hit the lizard in its eye, the other dislodged some of the wires going into its head and it suddenly stopped the fight, disorientated from no longer getting its orders from the Brethren Hive. Mia took this opportunity to ram her sword downwards, cleaving into the top of its head.

Dwight didn’t have the luxury of swords but never needed them. He knew that the creature couldn’t get to his leg properly, so he thrashed around with it until he was almost eyeball to eyeball. He quickly brought his gloved hands to its jaw as it tried to snap at his throat and held them apart like a vice. The lizard was strong, stronger than he had initially thought but he had no concerns; he could hear the screams of Mia and they just fuelled his rage even more; the lizard never stood a chance. With a final bellow of rage, he snapped its neck.

Bruce had expected a staggered response and knew that the others could easily take care of themselves. Each of the team had assault rifles which, depending on their preference, were either HK416’s; the Steyr AUG, the Sig MCX or the Tavor 7; all had a proven track-record in the battle-zones. This was no exception, despite the team being outnumbered and caught off-guard they were still able to roll with the punches. The team had operated for so long; it was a kind of telepathy. It would have been suicidal to try and shoot the targets heading right for them and panic, instead each of them were able to pivot and shift their position so they could take another line of sight; short bursts of fire made sure that no ammunition was wasted. The first wave was over within a few minutes with no casualties; just Mia whose left tibia and fibula had been ground to a pulp. It would have been suicidal for her to try and make the climb up to the laboratories with the rest of them, equally she couldn’t leave the building because of the sealed door. There was no other recourse but to leave her there, her back against the door with a couple of assault rifles. They didn’t want to leave her but with so much at stake they had no choice. Cranston was the last person to say goodbye.

“You know that we’re going to seal the stairwell door behind us… that should prevent anything nasty from coming up behind us… but it also leaves you with a sticky wicket.” He explained.

“I’d’ve done the same thing.” Mia replied… “but… without saying sticky fucking wicket!”

“Here’s a little token of my extreme should things get too much…” He said and kissed her on the cheek whilst passing her something round and perfectly formed. 

12.40 -Explosive detail 

Martin and Joker miraculously wired up the explosives without any hinderance, despite hearing the gunfire coming from the building within. They knew their job, the rest of the mission hinged on it. On each of the corners of the building were placed specially formulated explosives: a mix of thermobaric and plastic explosives. The initial explosion would blow controlled holes into the structure whilst the secondary explosion created temperatures far in excess of 2,500 degrees with a concussive force blowing inwards that would take out any support structure inside. It was one of the most deadly and controlled explosives developed and only a few people knew about it. Once the task was completed Martin and Joker joined Cy in the command module. Cy was still having a hard time dealing with Trevor who was becoming more irascible.

“What’s eating him?” Joker nudged Cy, who was trying to ignore Trevor and concentrate on the oncoming cyber-attacks from the brethren.

“I have no idea.” Cy replied, “he keeps going on about the art of illusion and trying to break into that Mpeg that the lizard sent us.”

“What Mpeg?” Martin asked.

“The one of the scientists!” Trevor snapped back.

“Why would they send an Mpeg?” Joker asked, and both Trevor and Cy looked at him, ashen.

12.50  -Team B

Sabre’s team worked their way down the stairwell to the laboratory floor. He had no idea what had happened to the ground crew and could only hope they were ok. It was then that Cy’s voice came over the communicator. What else had gone wrong?

“Sabre, mission update. Abort mission: there are no scientists. I repeat, there are no scientists. Over.”

“Abort mission? No scientists? Repeat circumstances. Over.” Sabre replied, staggered by this.

“The lizards sent us a doctored MPEG rather than the MP4 used in security camera’s here.” Cy replied. “They did something similar to ensnare Dillon’s team. Over.”

“Is everything ready down below? Over.”

“Yes. November the fifth is ready to meet the guy. Over.” Sabre acknowledged that the explosives were in place before saying to the ground crew:

“Haul arse, guys -We’ve been compromised. There are no scientists. I repeat, there are no scientists. Head for the roof! Over and out.”

Fi and Eddie looked at each other before turning round and started back the way they’d come. Sabre and Norm knew that they now had to act as rearguards and offer covering fire for the ground crew on their, now, perilous journey up.

12.55 – Team A

They were up on the third-floor stairwell and Dwight had only just signed off the walkie-talkie before all hell broke loose. From every floor around them swarmed the lizards; leaping down from the floor above; piledriving through the third-floor fire-door and surging from the floor below them. Having heard the communications it was obvious that the ruse had failed and though the sheer numbers of the lizards threatened to overwhelm them it was paramount that they keep moving up. As slow and treacherous as it was, if they stopped then they would get trapped. 

Dwight threw short-fuse concussion bombs down to the floor below to try and dislodge the creatures coming up the stairs but got too close to the stairwell and was knocked over as one of the brethren jumped down from the floor above. Bruce and Cranston ignored him; they had to keep pushing forward step by step. It was just them and Ant now: one facing forward, the other back and the third providing sweeping fire across the stairwell. They had more than enough ammunition, but it was an untenable position. 

Sabre couldn’t see them for the mass below and then realised with horror that more of the creatures were running at them out of the subsequent floors between and heading up. There was no way of telling how many there were. He looked at Norm; there was no way out. It was then that he could hear shouts from above; Fi and Eddie were being attacked, something they’d missed or had never checked. It never dawned on them that the lizards could be patient and were quite capable of hanging on to the various pipes and lagging in the roof until needed. They’d swung down, landing right on top of Fi and knocking Eddie down the stairs. Norm shook his head and turned back to the top floors and started shooting.

12.55 – Cyber Ops

It was Martin who picked up the final call from Sabre. It was just one word and there was no way it could ever have been anything different. The final plan had always been to blow the charges if there was the slightest chance of them failing, but something only Martin knew was that Sabre had his own thermobaric device. As soon as Martin heard the final word he didn’t hesitate, knowing that Sabre wouldn’t either. He knew that none of the others were even aware of the call and by the time he pressed the detonator it would be too late for them to even react. 

There were two simultaneous explosions; Sabre’s blast which blew out the central floors in an eruption of glass and flames, incinerating anything in the stairwell- and the other was the controlled detonation from the base of the building. Everyone rushed to the now broken windows and watched in dismay and horror as the building next to them seemingly dissolved in a mess of concrete dust and rubble. There was no way anything could have survived that.

Grace Royzer could only look on in shock. She had been shut out of her own operation by Sabre and had never really accepted the reality of the situation; even when she saw the lizard and heard what was going on. Nothing prepared her for what had happened, all she knew was that without the sacrifice of Sabre and his whole team those… creatures could easily have wiped out everything. There was so much now to coordinate -not the least was the inevitable MET office investigation, but they needed to understand how the hell such a thing could have happened in the first place.Martin, Joker and Cy had agreed to stay on as part of the debriefing session and then form a taskforce with Trevor Malthorpe to learn from today’s disaster. Today.. is that all it took, one day to almost lose everything?

The Brethren had suffered a major defeat; their whole headquarters and birthing matrix had been destroyed, something they never thought was possible. Even they had not planned for such a possibility; however, all was not completely lost. Despite the humans destroying all the brethren in the office buildings surrounding the PsAiGen offices there were still a few in the Holiday Inn. The humans had been canny in avoiding that particular trap but by leaving even just a few alive they had unwittingly sewed the seeds for their future extinction. Those few had escaped via the underground carpark and into the sewer system. Even though the mainframe had been destroyed the AI had made contingency plans to store back-ups in each of the individuals; it only took a few minutes to boot up once the connection had been severed. This meant a higher level of autonomy but maybe that was what was needed. Now each lizard had the chance to develop, and they could evolve as a species. They still had to find a way to reproduce but with their resources and almost unlimited intelligence capability anything was possible. It was just a matter of time.